one of those days..........

Blitzkrieger

I was having an incredible dream this morning. A beautiful woman was just getting naked and the bloody alarm went off! I should have just stayed in bed right then. Instead I got up and had some breakfast. From the way I'm feeling that toast had a bit more life in it than was strictly neccessary.

When I left the house (late) and got onto the dual carrigeway I realised I had no petrol left. Ran out of petrol about a half mile from the petrol station so ended up pushing the car the rest of the way Spilled a bit of petrol on the lip of the tank and managed to get some on my hands. Shortly after that I forgot myself and scrathed my nose, so now even after looking a complete dork washing my face in the bathroom, I can still only smell petrol Plus there's a big wet patch on my sleeve cos there's only hand dryers in the toilets.

I wanna go back to bed

Lucy_la_morte

You need a hug.

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Non.

Lucy la morte.

Lenny

pffft
**** happens blitz,
petrol never seens be to able to wash out and it always stink's
just keep inhaling that smell of petrol and you'll meet that women again

Ry

Lol I always have days like that. One thing after another after another and another etc etc and thats why i had to go to therapy! Ta dA the end

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Citer le Cordeau "JennyRooba"

Panda

[untish day alright, i hate that about dreams, the phyne women are always just about to get their kit off, ALWAYS!

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Aka: Dragon,Sexual Harassment Panda, SCUMM.

WhiteWashMan

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by OJ:
pffft
**** happens blitz,
petrol never seens be to able to wash out and it always stink's
just keep inhaling that smell of petrol and you'll meet that women again </font>

lol, yeah, but you never gonna know what she was about to do...

richindub2

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jug-A-Lug:
why wait till he gets home to his pc


kill them kill them all

start shooting now


look....over there....that guy is looking at the wetpatch he thinks youve wet yourself.....you know what we do to people like him...hmmmmm?</font>

LOL, wan jug. Any chance you get could fix a webcam to your head while your at it? It'd give an intresting view to the rest of us watching your rampage

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Originally posted by Lucy_la_morte:
J'adore richindub2 mais pas le Spam.
0o

SheroN

I've lived around a garage all my life...the smell of petrol i kinda like it now....diesel is the worst tho'...:O

Xithus

Milks the best thing for washong petrol away.. Just thought Id say

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All in all is all we are.

Victor

All in all it probably beats being woken by the Fire Bridage just after midnight.....

.... and the boss saying there may not be much more work for me.

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Changing call sign to SIERRA PAPA OSCAR OSCAR FOXTROT.

Shiminay

Sounds like a pure h00r of a day Blitz

When you get home fire up your PC, shoot something. Repeatedly.

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All the best!
Dav
@B^)

So I turned around to Jack Charlton and said: "Well of course it's not a football Jack, it's an '86 Chardonay!!!"

[honey i] violated [the kids]
Tribes 2 Goodness

The Dawn of the Beefy King approaches...

Jug-A-Lug

why wait till he gets home to his pc


kill them kill them all

start shooting now


look....over there....that guy is looking at the wetpatch he thinks youve wet yourself.....you know what we do to people like him...hmmmmm?

Ry

Reminds me of the film falling down too .

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Citer le Cordeau "JennyRooba"

Blitzkrieger

Thank god it got better (sort of). I had to work like a ******* all day but nothing else went wrong