The Internet is boring me

garthv

im bored with the internet,need something new to replace it,whats my alternatives?

AdMMM

I use the interweb... a lot better than the internet imo

PowerHouseDan

sex

garthv

I use the interweb... a lot better than the internet imo

theres a difference?

sex

thats not an alternative

DEmeant0r

Originally posted by Garth_Vader
im bored with the internet,need something new to replace it,whats my alternatives?

Bowling, drinking, socialising, sports, tv, cinema, er anything really

Space Coyote

smuggle a grizzly bear in from Canada and teach him to cook spaghetti ?

garthv

omg space coyote your a genius,im off to canook land

Duffman

masturbation

RobertFoster

Originally posted by Duffman
masturbation

he said he didn't want to use the Internet.

joe_chicken

Originally posted by |.Murderer.|
I use the interweb... a lot better than the internet imo

i prefer the inter-hyper-global-web myself...

its on computers these days!

AdMMM

oooh, will have to make the upgrade! Does it cost much and is it easy to do?

Ebonyks

hmmm....you're gonna have to patch your system with M$ Hyper-Global .NET Framework and....oh yeah and sacrifice you're first born to Bill :dunno: them's the breaks

joe_chicken

Originally posted by |.Murderer.|
oooh, will have to make the upgrade! Does it cost much and is it easy to do?

it couldnt be easier...

all you need is a degree in computer science (at least a 1.1)...

with a pHD in turning on inter-hyper-global-web...

obviously you need the sub-net-ether-lan-connectoid configured properly...( this takes six people and an elephant)


you then need to sell your soul to a high powered large multinational

AdMMM

Can you post a URL?

Cabaal

Originally posted by |.Murderer.|
I use the interweb... a lot better than the internet imo

agreed, it works very well indeed

keu

Can you post a URL?

url

joe_chicken

Originally posted by |.Murderer.|
Can you post a URL?

hahahaha....good one....i'd need three days and a small research grant to do that and besides, can you speak clingon?

Space Coyote

clingon ? whats that when its at home?

think u mean klingon mr. chicken

joe_chicken

Originally posted by Space Coyote
clingon ? whats that when its at home?

think u mean klingon mr. chicken

nonono...clingon....its a derivative of klingon....much more geeky

rymus

Originally posted by Space Coyote
smuggle a grizzly bear in from Canada and teach him to cook spaghetti ?

*sigh* been there, done that. Got the scars to prove it.

Dun

But I hope you at least got a nice meal out of it.

Trebor

you could run for pesidant, it's a cool job you just travel the world and open buildings for seven years.

deevey

Guess your only thinking Irish presidency *sigh*, aim for somthing higher and you'll have far less time to surf the p0rn *cough* net, far more time planning to beat inferior nations/arranging next election stratagy/play stupid ........... and far more (if less intelligent) and heavily armed minions

you could run for pesidant, it's a cool job you just travel the world and open buildings for seven years

They do have internet on those big fancy pantsy planes now dont they ? Starting a vicious circle all over again .... you dont want to end up having to surf again do ya ?

keu

you could run for pesidant, it's a cool job you just travel the world and open buildings for seven years.

sounds like something I'd be good at. Do I need qualifications for that kind of job?

Trebor

Originally posted by deevey
Guess your only thinking irish presidency *sigh*, aim for somthing higher and you'll have far less time to surf the p0rn *cough* net ........... and far more (if less intelligent) and heavily armed minions

They do have internet on those big fancy panty planes now dont they starting a vicious circle all over again ....

it's safer to be the irish pres nobody talking potshots at you when you travel. if your the presidant you would sleep on the plan cause you would be knackered after partying in australia.

Trebor

Originally posted by remote viewer
sounds like something I'd be good at. Do I need qualifications for that kind of job?

min age required, can't remember if its 25 or 30

Kold

paedophilia is all the rage these days

keu

When I am president trebor, I will remember how your encouragment got me there and I will repay your kindness by ways of many brown paper bags.

Trebor

Originally posted by remote viewer
When I am president trebor, I will remember how your encouragment got me there and I will repay your kindness by ways of many brown paper bags.

yay me!!

bags are much better than the envelopes i am getting off mary at the moment.

keu

can fit more in bags. (penny jellies, gobstoppers, liquorish laces)