Corrie Streetfightin' Wimmin!

mike65

Tod tells all to Sarah, she runs home to mummy, Gail hears that Tods mum Eileen knew he was gay all along and she storms across the street in her dressing gown for a full-on hair tearing screeching cat fight.

Elsie Tanner would have been proud!

Mike.

Paddy20

Yeah, just about the only programme/soap I watch on the box. Corrie always was the best soap, and it's getting better.

Next fix, 10.00pm tonight.

Great stuff.

flogen

heres the first part summed up for anyone that missed it:

Todd: I'm gay
Sarah: No, I dunt believe it
Todd: I am, I kissed a bloke an all!!!
Sarah: I hate you
Todd: No! I wont do it again
Sarah: I'm going.
Todd: Please dont, I love you
Sarah: I dont believe you. Bye.

Flogen

The Real B-man

yep todd getting a bit of the brown love

Zhane

Originally posted by The Real B-man
yep todd getting a bit of the brown love

shut up

tk123

heeeeheeee i got in just in time to see them scrapping!!!! On a sidenote...someone once told me that they thought Gail Platt looks like an ant!!!! I'd have to agree! What do you guys think - just picture one of the characters from Antz....

Zhane

i think she looks like a fish:rolleyes:

The Real B-man

gail platt : ET with hair

parasite

no, no, no, it's E.T.


Gail


edit : d'oh ! someone got there first

whosurpaddy

Originally posted by Zhane
i think she looks like a fish:rolleyes:

weve always called her fish-face in my house.

think about it, is it a co-incidence you never see her saying "bob".

BuffyBot

She looks like Kermit the frog if you ask me

penguinbloke

I always thought gail platt was the monkey queen although the E.T. theory is quite interesting.

Stark

Deirde Barlow looks like ET.



Gail looks like a rodent. In fact she looks like everything. Scientists should study her as evidence of humans containing genes for lesser species, she exhibits all of them.

I laughed out loud when Jason and Charlie came home with Jason wearing the builder's hat and Gail shouts "Oh look! It's the rest of the village people!".

Kêrmêttê

Originally posted by BuffyBot
She looks like Kermit the frog if you ask me

Don't insult my hero Kermit!! *me slaps ya in da head* :mad:
Yeah Gail is an ant/monkey/alien with weird lookin hair.

I wish there were more "girlie" *coff* fights on the Street... they're always good for a larf!

Quatre Mains

she looks like Yoshi the turtle. So does Rio Ferdinand BTW

tk123

Hey you know them ads for four star pizza with the veggies as the guys from corrie? Well who is the corn cob and rasher meant to be?? The rasher works in the garage so is it Kevin or Tryrone....? And the corn isn't Fiz cos theres a tomatoe with red hair.........

penguinbloke

I still think she looks like a monkey

Paddy20

She just looks like an 'Actress' to me :dunno:

Stark

I think she looks like a Fraggle.

tk123

Which one??!?!?! Maybe a Gorg??

Zhane

Originally posted by tk123
Hey you know them ads for four star pizza with the veggies as the guys from corrie? Well who is the corn cob and rasher meant to be?? The rasher works in the garage so is it Kevin or Tryrone....? And the corn isn't Fiz cos theres a tomatoe with red hair.........

i think the corn is suppose to be Vera....and i dunno who the rasher is suppose to be

Tha Gopher

Gail Platt is a sight bad enough to turn anybody gay :eek:
Mind you,the only thing more shocking than the gay kissing controversy of a few months back was when Todds brother tried it on with Gail. Truly stomach churning,the thought of it like! IIRC at the time he was going with that nice enough one who works in the hairdressers and......wait,ive to stop now as Im debating soaps like a teenage girl. What the **** have I become?

In fairness though,that fight was highly entertaining,and the whole show has been quite humourous as of late. I loved that on Monday,the conversation between Kirk and the black lad who drives the taxi
Kirk-Do you have a dog?
Taximan-Do I have a dog? Do I have a dog? Come over here and have a look at this
Kirk(nervous)-No way! Ive heard about blokes like you!



By the way,is it just me or are the people of coronation street not exactly your typical inner city Mancunians? Nobody is on the dole. Nobody uses drugs. Nobody is an alcoholic. Until the other night no character ever said anything remotely homophobic or racist or anything else that the man on the street says. People hardly ever listen to music,and when they do its usually sh1t anyway.

And something Ive always wondered about the Rovers.....why the fuk does anybody drink there???? It has no tv,it never has a band or a DJ in,it closes on the dot at the legal closing time,they dont seem to sell any well known brand of beer(people always just say "ill have a pint of lager"-do they only sell one brand ? )etc etc etc. And it seems that Michael McDowell must run the joint,as you never see any underage character get served or even attempt to get served in the place.

Paddy20

I think Coronation Street should have it's own forum on Boards, afaik it is the longest running and most popular soap opera series in television history ?...

Just my 2cs worth, and correct me if I am wrong ?.. even I cannot be correct ' all the time'

sceptre

Originally posted by Tha Gopher
Nobody is on the dole.

Les has been on and off the dole. Ken Barlow has had bouts of it as well.

they dont seem to sell any well known brand of beer(people always just say "ill have a pint of lager"-do they only sell one brand ?

"Pint of non-specific there love"

And it seems that Michael McDowell must run the joint,as you never see any underage character get served or even attempt to get served in the place.

With the rampant drinking McDowell apparently did when he was a student, he probably paid for a little pub of his own

Stark

And something Ive always wondered about the Rovers.....why the fuk does anybody drink there???? It has no tv,it never has a band or a DJ in,it closes on the dot at the legal closing time,they dont seem to sell any well known brand of beer(people always just say "ill have a pint of lager"-do they only sell one brand ? )etc etc etc. And it seems that Michael McDowell must run the joint,as you never see any underage character get served or even attempt to get served in the place.

Everyone drinks there becuase
a) It's the only half-respectable pub in town
b) All your neighbours drink there.

They just say a pint of lager because they don't want to advertise a particular brand of beer. Imagine the hassle if they started going up asking for pints of "Worthingtons" etc. (using english beer names).

No underage people because everyone knows everyone.

zAbbo