Sexual Mustard

Asok · 23-05-2004 10:29pm #1

So who has used mustard to add that extra little spice in your love life or even your self pleasure how have you found it on the following topics

Consitency
Texture
Ease of cleaning
How much it did burn?

SantaHoe · 23-05-2004 10:37pm

Can't say I have.
I'd imagine it'd get pretty dry and crumbly with all the heat and friction though.
Although if you're enough of a freak to want a burning willy - there's always deep-heat. :eek:

Rabies · 23-05-2004 10:39pm

I prefer apple pie to mustard

The Real B-man · 24-05-2004 12:14am

it would harden into your pubes ouch getting it out:D

Chinafoot · 24-05-2004 12:22am

cant say i've ever done it but i'd imagine that American style mustard would be the best......less bitty. it'd probably sting if ya put it anywhere too sensitive.

Civilian_Target · 24-05-2004 12:25am

Do it hardcore, and use Colmans mustard powder. Should also be a very strong contraceptive, because it'll mix with anything vaguely liquid....

Chinafoot · 24-05-2004 12:45am

Originally posted by Civilian_Target
Do it hardcore, and use Colmans mustard powder. Should also be a very strong contraceptive, because it'll mix with anything vaguely liquid....

*shudder* i actually just crossed my legs really tight when i read that!!!

that would hurt like a fúcking biatch!