How i Broke my mustard having bad sex

Crash

Well i know this should be on PI but i think its more relevant here.

A few weeks ago i was having dinner with this girl, and we started doing it on the table.

Next thing i know, BAM mustard has smashed all over the floor.

Is their a clinic i can go to?

Static

The tesco clinic.

po0k

simply scoop up the mustard with a spoon and put it in another suitable container.
It's a remarkably hardy substance, though the flavour and texture will be proportional to the cleanliness of your floor.

If it was shag-pile carpet I'm afraid you'll have to face the truth and accept the loss, buy another jar of mustard and move on.

Señor Juárez

respect the mustard.

is mustard sex bad sex?

Crash

Jesus christ man, this isnt like i've got an STD, i can sort one of those out by just picking at my willy spots. this is MUSTARD ffs. do you hear me?! MUSTARD!!

CuLT

Not if it's dried in.

It's something you may have to live with...


FOR THE REST OF YOUR NATURAL LIFE



after that though, you're set.

echomadman

first troj rubs himself on you, and now this?
You should swear a vow of chastity, it'll be for the best in the long run

ecksor

Lads, keep on topic here.

BuffyBot

I hope it wasn't wholegrain mustard - if so - shame on you!