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Opening a jar of mustard.

  • 23-05-2004 6:56pm
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    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 10,501 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    A read an article lately about a guy who writes software for a new gadget that automatically opens a jar of whatever type of sauce (the twisting thing is adjustable and they claim it will open practically any sauce jar, including the little mustard jars) to combat the loss in sales that condiment companies encounter due to people being unable to use their products. He claims to be a pioneer in the field of open sauce software development.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    ...pen that writes upside down in space -v- pencil


    just use squeezy bottles or sachets?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 79 ✭✭AndrewWK


    Or alternatively you could just use your hands.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,817 ✭✭✭✭po0k


    think of the female sauce users.

    Sachets and squeezey bottles are just wasteful.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,445 ✭✭✭echomadman


    dl3006.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,330 ✭✭✭✭Amz


    Originally posted by SyxPak
    think of the female sauce users.

    OI!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    nothing like the satisfying spffffttt of a squeezy bottle! sachets can be cnuts to open though :dunno:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 302 ✭✭Auburn


    Originally posted by ecksor
    He claims to be a pioneer in the field of open sauce software development.

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    Originally posted by ecksor
    He claims to be a pioneer in the field of open sauce software development.

    only copped it now :rolleyes: *cringe*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,489 ✭✭✭Clintons Cat


    Hey You,Yes You,Are You tired of jars outsmarting you?

    When you need to get at that Mustard goodness and you just cant wait...

    _machlarg.jpg

    Mack Knives,spread the Goodness


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    pffft! i'll save my money for a fountain pen that can pierce through the jar..


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,257 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    Originally posted by Karoma
    pffft! i'll save my money for a fountain pen that can pierce through the jar..
    meh. can your fountain pen hack down vines and kill snakes when you go on quest for the holy grail of Mustard.

    pfft.. fountain pen :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,330 ✭✭✭✭Amz


    Originally posted by Rabies
    meh. can your fountain pen hack down vines and kill snakes when you go on quest for the holy grail of Mustard.

    Don't you mean holy grain?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,817 ✭✭✭✭po0k


    pld


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