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  • 21-05-2004 2:04pm
    #1
    cujimmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 519 ✭✭✭


    How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?

    Seven.

    One to deny that the bulb needs replaced,
    One to attack the patriotism of anyone who has questions about the light bulb,
    One to blame the previous administration for the need of a new light bulb,
    One to arrange the invasion of a country rumoured to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs,
    One to figure out how to pay Halliburton Industries a million dollars for a light bulb, One to arrange a photo session with Bush changing the light bulb while dressed in a flight suit,
    and finally one to explain to Bush the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.


Comments

  • #2
    Tyrrial
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    that was a nice little joke... brought a little grin to my face


  • #3
    de5p0i1er
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    Very good. Love a good joke about Bush. :D


  • #4
    Victor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,580 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    How about the one that breaks it in the first place and then pulverises it so connects to a data cable?


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