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2 eggs

  • 20-05-2004 4:39pm
    #1
    joseph brand
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,537 ✭✭✭


    2 eggs in a pot of hot water

    one says to the other, "jaysus it's hot in here!"

    the other replies, "Ye think that's bad, they take ye out and bash your head in with a spoon!"


    I'll get me coat /searches for coat.


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  • #2
    banquo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,487 ✭✭✭banquo


    find ur coat. hurry n' scurry.


  • #3
    quank
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    Hahahah... it's funny because it's not funny:)


  • #4
    Stormfox1020
    Closed Accounts Posts: 833 ✭✭✭Stormfox1020


    I thought this was the humor board? :confused::confused:


  • #5
    netwhizkid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,558 ✭✭✭netwhizkid


    Ahhhh, talking eggs.


  • #6
    fragile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 834 ✭✭✭fragile


    One egg says to the other "I have a crack", the other egg says "no point telling me, im not hard yet"

    :D


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  • #7
    RE*AC*TOR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,482 ✭✭✭RE*AC*TOR


    person 1: did you here about the three eggs?
    person2: no.
    person1: too (two) bad!


    hahahahahahahahah
    no i'm not drunk mother


  • #8
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Originally posted by joseph brand
    2 eggs in a pot of hot water

    one says to the other, "jaysus it's hot in here!"

    the other replies, "Ye think that's bad, they take ye out and bash your head in with a spoon!"


    I'll get me coat /searches for coat.


    JESUS FUCCKING CHRIST!!!!!!!!! ROFL :D

    THATS THE FUNNIEST JOKE I'VE HEARD IN MY WHOLE LIFE!!!!! ;)


  • #9
    billy the squid
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,811 ✭✭✭✭billy the squid


    Originally posted by fragile
    One egg says to the other "I have a crack", the other egg says "no point telling me, im not hard yet"

    :D

    now that was funny.


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