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Spielberg & Schwarzenegger

  • 14-05-2004 4:02pm
    #1
    munster rucker
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    Steven Spielberg wanted to make a film about some of the great Classical music composers. He wanted some big names in the film, so he invites Tom Hanks, Robert DeNiro and Arnold Schwarzenegger to a meeting. They all seem interested in the concept so Steven asks them which composer they would be interested in playing. Hanks goes first - "I want to be Chopin, i've always had a passion for his music, whenever i get some time to myself i listen to him." DeNiro was up next, "I want to be Beethoven, much like Mr Hanks here, i have a great passion for his music, and always listen to him when i get the chance. So it was all agreed, all that was left was Mr Schwarzenegger, they turned to him awaiting his respsonse .... he smiled and said ....

    I'll be Bach!


    :p


Comments

  • #2
    Chinafoot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,894 ✭✭✭Chinafoot


    oh god.....im ashamed to say that actually made me laugh!!!!!!!!


  • #3
    UnrealQueen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭UnrealQueen


    Made me smile:)


  • #4
    BigEejit
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    not the worst schwarzenegger joke by a long way, .... for some unknown reason i didnt see it coming:confused:


  • #5
    Buck Owens
    Closed Accounts Posts: 293 ✭✭Buck Owens


    :D Funneh I must admit


    my pockets hurt.


  • #6
    de5p0i1er
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    It's so bad it's good. :)


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  • #7
    MidnightQueen
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    Its a bit stupid but the ending is good! :)


  • #8
    quank
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    That was good! Didn't see it coming either :)


  • #9
    CombatCow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,317 ✭✭✭CombatCow


    :D good work.


    CombatCow


  • #10
    Tyrrial
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    grown:dunno:


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