Guys - never kick the household pet!

emorgan · 06-05-2004 2:46pm #1

A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live
on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.
"Not yet," said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his
chores. Well, he's a little pissed off, so he goes to feed the
chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows,
and he kicks a cow.
He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes
back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl
of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I
have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so
you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig,
so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you
kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and
kicks the cat half way across the kitchen. The little boy
looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "You going
to tell him or should I?