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Patrick Kielty

  • 01-05-2004 11:14pm
    #1
    eth0_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,846 ✭✭✭✭


    How? Why?

    I'm just watching him "presenting" the BBC music fest from Belfast on BBC1 and I am so embarrased that this guy is representing Ireland. He is absolutely HOPELESS. For someone who calls himself a comedian he's devoid of humour. He's like a robot, every single show he does he uses the same cliched lines over and over "Give it up for X BAND!" "Put you hands together for...!".

    He completely shamed us when he presented the special olympics closing ceremony last year...how the FSCK does this man get television work? How?


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  • #2
    sceptre
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,608 ✭✭✭✭sceptre


    Leaving Kielty aside, all those kids on stage look like the Hitler Youth.


  • #3
    eth0_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,846 ✭✭✭✭eth0_


    Originally posted by sceptre
    Leaving Kielty aside, all those kids on stage look like the Hitler Youth.

    lol, they're just in their school uniforms.

    I loved the lingering shot of the union jack flag on top of the City Hall during the closing song....musta been one pissed off director listening to all the 'I LOVE IRELAND!' lines all the celebs came out with all evening, hee hee.


  • #4
    parasite
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,077 ✭✭✭parasite


    patrick kielty @ mickhucknall.com
    I often find myself dreaming of subtle and imaginative ways of ending this scourge. A giant egg slicer is nice, but too quick...Something like making him eat a bucket of sand with a gun to his head with nothing to drink but prussic acid...Better.... Personally my favourite is bungee-jumping him from a ****ing big crane over spinning helicopter blades.

    Superglue the c**t, back to back with Alex Ferguson. This is great therapy.


    ahhh, that's better


  • #5
    ixoy
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 18,002 Mod ✭✭✭✭ixoy


    How interesting. I just saw him doing that concert and was commeting to my mother how crap he was. I'm glad to see I've fellow supporters here.


  • #6
    Harry2001
    Closed Accounts Posts: 498 ✭✭Harry2001


    Originally posted by parasite
    patrick kielty @ mickhucknall.com

    ahhh, that's better

    He's very popular :D going by the amount of posts on that board

    He is on a long list of extremely annoying twats on TV that remote controls were invented for


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  • #7
    alleepally
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,027 ✭✭✭alleepally


    he's a knobhead of extreme proportions alright.

    a very good nights music though. It's such a shame the one didn't go ahead in Dublin as well though :-(


  • #8
    herbie747
    Closed Accounts Posts: 590 ✭✭✭herbie747


    He is genuinely on my revenge list...
    I hate him so much, I'll only get depressed if I have to keep typing about him.

    Check out that dogbomb site - I ranted on about him on there somewhere last year.


  • #9
    begbie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 358 ✭✭begbie


    I can't stand kielty. I think he's **** and not funny at all.


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