New Virus

UnrealQueen

There is a new virus --- code name "work".

If you receive "work" from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail,
phone or anyone else, do not touch "work" under any circumstances.
This virus wipes out your private life completely.
If you should happen to come in contact with this virus, follow these
steps:

1. Put on your jacket
2. Round up two good friends
3. Go straight to the nearest pub.
4. Order three drinks, 14 times.

You will find that "work" has been now completely deleted from your
brain.
Forward this virus warning immediately to your friends.
Should you realise that you do not have friends this means that you are

already infected by this virus and "work" already controls your whole
life.

This virus can be very dangerous .... Especially on a Friday.

P.S. I have the anti-virus programme called "Skive"
if anyone is interested.

oeNeo

I'm rolling in my boots on the floor

Mac daddy

i have one to called LAZY BUM.EXE wich is quite good

de5p0i1er

That sound like a bad virus. glad I don't have it.

GoneShootin

i wish i was dead

Sarky

Originally posted by UnrealQueen

4. Order three drinks, 14 times.

42 drinks? This is some sort of Kill-or-cure thing, right?

Barry Aldwell

Originally posted by Sarky
42 drinks? This is some sort of Kill-or-cure thing, right?

No, 14 drinks for you, and 14 each for your 2 friends (as specified in step 2)

skittishkitten

Yes, I've heard of this virus. It's a very sneaky one , catching you off guard if your not careful ! Best to take the antidote as a preventative also !