twins

whiteshadow

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them
goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes
to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan."
Year's later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes
she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds,
"They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

Pugsley

lol :rolleyes:

Cake Fiend

There should be something in the charter against posting jokes you made up yourself :mad:

de5p0i1er

I've heard worse.

JCDenton

Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.

"How was he killed?" asked one detective.

"With a golf gun," the other detective replied.

"A golf gun?! What is a golf gun?"

"I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan."

DukeDredd

There should be something in the charter against posting jokes you made up yourself

So how exactly do jokes come about if someone doesn't make them up?

UnrealQueen

I like JC's one:D

quank

Heehee... I liked the first one