My Problem

FreaK_BrutheR

Ive been having a few troubles of late and i hope you can help in some way.... you see its the old "having trouble with sustain an erect pose" thing all over again. Listen u may welll laugh but its not funny. It near caused the demise of my girlfriend once already this week by its toppling over; the heart is not the same since. I've tried puttin brackets up and screwing her against the wall but all to no avail. i saw a programme on TV recently that cudda helped " the good cock guide" but they never metioned my troubles. i feel so ashamed. am i alone adra am i? The old yoke is workin just fine like it's tickin an tockin but just not remaining erect like. what is a man to do? Ive tried pornography an all like but it dosen't fit like a beer mat does on a bar table to stop the shaking. Ive even tried the Times fs. anyway i was leaft the thing in my will and was wondering if there's any way u can sort this out for me.

Mark Cullen

Jaden

Well FB, seeing as Adra ain't gonna help ya, I will. (Lets face it, Adra does nothing for my Erection either) )

Face it FB, ure plumbing is knackered. Time to top yourself, and escape the shame of a lifetime of trying to play pool with a rope. Give your g/f my addy, so that she at least may not have to live with this.

adra

no no no!
i no this problem VERY well, if had it happen my self a few times
ure not weird or anything now its normal it happens and is nothing to be ashamed about....
now what i would do in ure situation is simple....i'd get a big hammer and hit it..its obviously gone past its time and nothing more can be done....or u could donate it to someone and see what they can do with it, they may have better luck:)
now seeing as it is so old, u could pass it onto an antique dealer who im sure u will have no problems taking it off ure hands...
i hope i have been of some help to u , please write back and let me no what u decide and how u get on:)

Good Luck!!!!
adra:)

SeP

i seriously hope your taking the **** here adra...no wait BAD PUN!! :P
good luck FB!! try and get it sorted man
might be nerves or something

smoke.me.a.kipper

the first post on this board talked about erections. what the future holds.....
i don't know.

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MiCr0

some one close this

smoke.me.a.kipper

ok. my bad.



i just was looking back through the archives, and thought the first post was one of the best i've ever read.

what else did i miss??

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Shiminay

FFS Ciaran - dom't be acting the pleb digging up Freak Bro's past - he needs to move on and not be reminded of this!!!

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All the best,

Dav
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this topic is closed

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