George W. Bushisms

fizzynicenice

He's said enough stupid **** in his time, let here some mor of these, legit ones only please, no bull****:

"theres an old saying in Tennessee - i know its in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again"

"I don't bring God into my life to - to, you know, kind of be a political person"

"The problem with the French is they don't have a word for entrepreneur"

"These people don't have tanks, they don't have ships. They hide in caves. They send suiciders out"

Squall

"The problem with the French is they don't have a word for entrepreneur"

LOL. Thats one of the best ive ever heard.

Deadwing

My personal favourite is "i know the human being and the fish can learn to coexist peacefully"

MrJoeSoap

"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take
dream."

"A surplus means there'll be money left over. Otherwise, it wouldn't be called a surplus."

"You've heard Al Gore say he invented the internet.
Well, if he was so smart, why do all the addresses begin with "W"?"

"I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun."

"Quotas are bad for America. It's not the way America is all
about."

"Our priorities is our faith."

"I mean, there needs to be a wholesale effort against racial
profiling, which is illiterate children."

"It's going to require numerous IRA agents."
—On Gore's tax plan, Greensboro, N.C., Oct. 10, 2000

"...more and more of our imports are coming from overseas."

"As governor of Texas, I have set high standards for our public schools, and I have met those standards."

"Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness."

Bungalow Bill

Originally posted by Deadwing
My personal favourite is "i know the human being and the fish can learn to coexist peacefully"

Lol, do you have any idea what he was referring to?

MrJoeSoap

Originally posted by Bungalow Bill
Lol, do you have any idea what he was referring to?

I doubt even George new what he was referring to there!

pyramid man

"We as a democratic nation".

Enough said,

ferdi

Originally posted by MrJoeSoap
"You've heard Al Gore say he invented the internet.
Well, if he was so smart, why do all the addresses begin with "W"?"

MWAHAHAHHAHA:D

Deadwing

Originally posted by Bungalow Bill
Lol, do you have any idea what he was referring to?

Sadly, no. But i can only assume he was talking about launching a full scale assaut on a fish farm that was harbouring muslim terrorists

Töpher

Originally posted by Deadwing
Sadly, no. But i can only assume he was talking about launching a full scale assaut on a fish farm that was harbouring muslim terrorists

Fish farm? Harbouring? Oh, I geddit....

:P Ugh, shoot me!

Deadwing

Originally posted by Einstürzende
Fish farm? Harbouring? Oh, I geddit....

:P Ugh, shoot me!

Actually i didnt even notice that myself..*L*

Havelock

My personal favourite, a few years old (the election). At the Kennedy Space Centre.

"Ladies, gentlemen and my fellow Astronauts, I would like to asure you, that if I become president, space will remain a high prority for Nasa"

Um, George (A) When were you an Astronaut? (B) Nasa = National Aeronautics and Space Administration, what else would it do?

I've loads more. Will post them later

Vader

I wouldnt point it only you said no bull****.
Bush didnt say the entrepreneur one or the internet one.

My favourit
"Most of out imports come from abroad"

Re EU Tarriffs and effects on trade