kurt R.I.P

hippu

seen as it was either today or tomorrow that he died, maybe we should write some of the things we thought or remember about kurts music and everything. whats your favourite nirvana song whadda you think itd be like if he was still around or if hed never been born, that sort a stuff just to mark the occasion

Tyrrial

i remember when i used to be able to get through an April without having to hear about a dead Drug addict..... adn people just let the guy RIP without dragging it back up ever bloody year!

hippu

but its not every year , its 10 years dosent that deserve some kind of recognition?

SolidSnake

just have a 30 sec silence then forget about it

passive

Bring back kurt!

public_enemy

Originally posted by hippu
its 10 years dosent that deserve some kind of recognition?

no

ferdi

yeah it does, dont be such an asshole.

rip kurt/

bandit

Whats got 6 legs and two heads ???


Nirvana

My Name IsJonas

what's pink and squishy and got more brains than Kurt Cobain?


the wall behind him

memaeve

Ah lads, there's a time and place for stupid humour, and this clearly isn't it.
No one is making you appreciate Kurt, or Nirvana for that matter, but at least have some respect, if not for him, then for his fans.

Come to think of it, this was probably the type of reaction you were hoping for/expecting, so I 've just gone and walked right into it, haven't I?

xxx me

bandit

Q: Do you know the title of Kurt Cobain's first solo album?
A: Plugged

Q: What was the title of Nirvana's last album?
A: "Smells like Black Powder"

Q: What was Kurt Cobain's last hit?
A: The Floor

"And I swear that I don't have a gun, no I don't have a gun." (from "Come As You Are." Guess he did.)

Q: What did Kurt do when he got to the top?
A: He self-destructed.

Kurt -- the first victim of the Brady bill.
That last week must have sucked, eh?

Q: What does Kurt Cobain and the group Nine Inch Nails have in common?
A: A Head Like A Hole!

I heard that Trent Reznor (Nine Inch Nails) is going to re-release "Head Like A Hole" in memorial of Kurt Cobain.

Q: What did Mrs. Cobain say when they couldn't identify Kurt's body?
A: Smells like Kurt's body (to me).

Q: What does Kurt Cobain smell like now?
A: I don't know but it's sure not Teen Spirit.

Q: Why can't you tell any secrets to Kurt Cobain?
A: He'll go shooting off his mouth.

Q: Why did Nirvana never let Kurt talk to the press?
A: He kept shooting his mouth off.

You know, Kurt Cobain would have had a great career -- if he didn't go shooting off his mouth!

Q: Why was Kurt Cobain so embarrassed?
A: He shot his mouth off once too often.

Q: Did you hear that there is a new drink called the "Cobain"?
A: It's some pills and champagne followed by a shot.

Q: What did Kurt have to drink before he died?
A: A couple of shots.

Q: Why did Kurt stop doing drugs?
A: He needed them like a hole in his head!

Q: Did Kurt completely give up drugs?
A: No, he still liked getting blasted.

Overheard: "I guess he really *was* a headbanger!"

Q: Why is it so easy to read Kurt Cobain's mind?
A: You can see right through his head!

Q: What color are Kurt Cobain's eyes?
A: Blue. ...one blew over there...and one blew...

Q: How do you know Kurt Cobain is committing suicide?
A: His nostrils are flared.

Q: What's the first thing that went through his mind when he pulled the trigger?
A: His nose!

Q: What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind?
A1: Molten Lead
A2: His Teeth
A3: About 8 ounces of lead shot.
A4: "****, I thought this was a microphone!"
A5: "Let's see Eddie top this!"

Did you hear Kurt Cobain was on the TV? ...and on the carpet, the walls, the furniture...

Q: What did Courtney Love say when she came home?
A: "Who ordered the pizza?"

Q: What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Kurt Cobain?
A: Are you gonna eat that?

Q: What did Kurt Cobain say to the electrician when he arrived?
A: Not much.

Q: What's red and white and has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
A: His wall.

Q: What's red and has more brains than Kurt Cobain?
A: The wall behind him.

Q: What's red and gray and hanging on the wall behind the sofa?
A: Kurt Cobain's brain!

Q: What's got more brains than Kurt Cobain's bedroom wall?
A: The crash barrier at Imola. [ After Senna's fatal crash. ]

Q: What method does Kurt Cobain use to collect his thoughts?
A: A spatula.

Q: How do Princess Di & Kurt Cobain collect their thoughts?
A: With a shovel.

Q: How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?
A: He scrapes them off the wall.

Q: Does Kurt Cobain like other kinds of music?
A: Yes, he's a Dead Head.

Q: What does Kurt Cobain's head have in common with his record sales?
A: They've both gone through the roof.

Overheard: "Record sales of Nirvana albums are doing brisk business thanks to Kurt Cobain's suicide, even though some of his best fans might not be so clear on why he's so big all of a sudden.
One little boy had asked a record store owner what "suicide" meant, to which the merchant answered, "Well, it's like... ventilating your head."

Q: How does Cobain feel about the NBA?
A: He think the Bullets have nowhere to go but up.

Q: Why did Kurt Cobain use a shotgun?
A: Because anacin was too weak.

Q: What is the ultimate gauge of Cobain's success?
A: 12.

Q: What was the best cure for Kurt Cobain's depression?
A: 12 gauge buckshot.

Q: What was the best thing that Kurt Cobain ever released?
A: The safety catch on that gun.

Q: Why did Courtney Love drive?
A: Because Kurt preferred riding shotgun.

Q: What did Kurt say whenever Nirvana went for a ride in a car?
A: "I ride shotgun!"

Q: Why won't they let Kurt Cobain drive convertibles?
A: His head whistles.

Q: What sound did Kurt's shotgun make?
A: Kurt-Kurt Cobain.

Q: What's the best thing about Kurt Cobain?
A: His aim!

Q: Did you hear? Kurt Cobain committed suicide!
A: Now that was a *real* no-brainer.

The rumor said that Kurt was listing to the radio, and there was a tune on it. It was going like this:
"Have an hair cut and get a real job!"
So, Kurt decided to blow his hair, but because of his long bangs he picked a Magnum .44 instead of a brush. Unfortunately, he also missed an hair...
He didn't miss his bang. That was a close shave!
(Well, we know he *wasn't* listening to Def Leppard's "Don't Shoot Shotgun...")

True story: Julianna Hatfield recalled once contemplating suicide.
She then heard a Nirvana song, and changed her mind. Her own lyrics tell the story (song title?):
"Here comes the song, I love it so much.
Makes me wanna go **** **** up!
I've got Nirvana in my head --
I'm so glad I'm not dead."
Gotta love that irony.

Q: How many Cobains does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Four. One to be depressed about it, one to take heroin over it, one to sing a bad song about it, and one to shoot it.

Q: How many members of Nirvana does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Hopefully, not more than two.

Q: What will it take to reunite Nirvana???
A: Two more bullets...

Q: Why were there only two pallbearers at his funeral?
A: There's only two handles on a garbage can.

Q: And what will they bury Kurt in?
A: A heart-shaped box, har har har.

Q: How many times does it take Kurt Cobain to kill himself?
A: Two, if you want it done right.

Q: What's the difference between Kurt Cobain and John Bonham?
A: It took 42 shots to kill Bonham.

Kurt Cobain should have changed his name before he committed suicide...Kurt Gobang!

Q: What do Kurt Cobain and W. Bobbit have in common?
A: They both got drunk and lost their heads!

Have you heard about the Seattle beer commemorating Kurt Cobain? It's bitter and has no head.

Q: What's the difference between Kurt Cobain and a mug of beer?
A: Beer still looks good when you blow the head off.

Q: Why couldn't Kurt Cobain become a professional boxer?
A: Because he can't take a blow to the head!

Q: What's got six legs, six arms, and two heads?
A: Nirvana.

Q: What has two heads, four legs and works at McDonald's?
A: The rest of Nirvana.

Q: What does NIRVANA stand for?
A: Needed Immediately Reliable Vocalist Applications Now Accepted

Q: How can you keep Pearl Jam together?
A: Break the lead singer's index finger.

Overheard: Even without Cobain, the grunge-scene carries on.
As proof, plans are in the works for the first grunge-industry motion picture: "Dead Mean do wear Plaid."

Q: What do you get when you cross Kurt Cobain with Richard Nixon?
A: John Kennedy

Q: What do JFK, Curt Cobain, and Bill Clinton all have in common?
A: They each have (or had, in JFK's case) half a brain, and Gore on their backs.

Q: What do Cobain and Wesley Alan Dodd have in common?
A: Hey man -- just shut up and be glad they're dead.

Q: What do Kurt Cobain and Freddie Mercury have in common?
A: They both sucked a tube and died.

Q: What do Kurt Cobain and hockey have in common?
A: Face-off in the corner.

Q: What do Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
A: They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

Anyone been for a curry lately?
Try the new Chicken Nirvana....
It'll blow your head off!!!!

Q: What's worse than Kurt Cobain offing himself?
A: Having to hear about it for the next 12 months.

The Kurt Cobain Smiley Collection :-)
O:) @:)

Nulla mens sine impensa
(Play on a Latin observation that there are no free lunches http://www.ogham.org/pastmstr/Latin.htm)

Q: Why did Kurt shoot himself?
A: Because he could no longer shoot up the charts.

I was wondering why Nirvana hasn't done a new album.
Now I find out that the lead singer doesn't have a head for music any more!

Did you hear that Nirvana is planning to do another album?
If they can just find a lead singer who can keep his head together...

Nirvana's last album: "In Utero." Nirvana's next album: "Post Mortem." It'll be number one with a bullet.

The new album will be called "Splattermind" and contain such hits as "Kurt Shaped Box", "Smells like A Rotting Corpse", "In Bloom: A tribute to Kurt's head", and others.

Q: What will be on the next Nirvana album?
A1: Smells Like Gunsmoke
A2: Smells Like Kurt's Dead
A3: Smells Like a Rotting Corpse
A4: Kurt Shaped Box
A5: In Bloom: A Tribute to Kurt's Head

Q: What will Nirvana's next three records be?
A: "My Aim is True", "Up on the Roof", "Going out of my Head"

Q: What will Nirvana's next single be?
A: "Bullet in the Head." (Rage against the Machine cover)

Q: What will Nirvana's next video be?
A: Dancing on the ceiling.

Q: What's the new singer of Nirvana called?
A: Kurt No-Brain.

Q: Who makes less money than Dave Grohl and Krist Novoselic?
A: Kurt Cobain.

Q: What is Kurt Cobain's favorite album?
A: "nomoremind." And don't forget the hit off the album, "Smells Like Gunsmoke."

Q: What was on Kurt Cobain's suicide note?
A: Mostly blood and powder residue.

Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love?
A: Hole's gonna be real big!

Q: Did you hear that Courtney Love (Kurt's widow) is renaming her band in Kurt's honor?
A: It's now called "Hole -- in the Head."

Q: What was the last thing Kurt said before his face got blown away?
A: "S***, I thought this was a microphone!" Or was it, "Is this mike on?"

Silent Grape