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Worst Team Ever.

  • 31-03-2004 11:57am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭


    What would be your worst team ever- any formation, assume each player is in their non-prime.

    Here are two of my Candidates

    GK. Massimo Taibi

    Striker. Jason Lee ( aka Pineapple Head )






    (ps. please do not make this a Arsenal -v- United Thread )


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 175 ✭✭bdiddy


    Are we talkin about premiership players who were cock-ups?? non-prime = at there best????


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    No, just like the Best Ever Team thread, players from any time/league.

    Non-Prime = the worst they ever played.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,613 ✭✭✭Big Nelly


    Why not most over-rated player......worst player is a bit harse because all players can have there good and bad spells.....in the most over-rated I put

    Francis Jeffers
    Phil Babb
    Jens "Mophead" Lehmann


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 67 ✭✭gudpony


    Formation 442 -Gary Doherty


    Taibi

    Gary doherty Gary doherty Gary doherty Gary doherty


    Gary doherty Gary doherty Gary doherty Gary doherty


    Gary doherty Gary doherty


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43 Scammo


    hmmm overrated

    Veron(2 crap seasons at united)
    Rooney(because he's young they say.....young and **** that is)
    Jeffers(nuff said)
    Crespo(since he joined chelski)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,613 ✭✭✭Big Nelly


    Why Gary Doherty??hasnt done bad for Ireland or Spurs da last while!! hopefully can have a good un tonite.......also can hardly be a player class as over-rated now can he?? or in the worse team catagory.........Blanc was far worse once he joined Utd and for the season before


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,613 ✭✭✭Big Nelly


    Heskey.......even England have realised he is the worse forward in there history in regards to goals per games


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,640 ✭✭✭Gillie


    Originally posted by neilbrady79
    Why Gary Doherty??hasnt done bad for Ireland or Spurs da last while!! hopefully can have a good un tonite.......also can hardly be a player class as over-rated now can he?? or in the worse team catagory.........Blanc was far worse once he joined Utd and for the season before

    I hope and pray your taking the piss!
    Anyway. Worst/Overrated team:

    Taibi

    Babb, Harte, Blanc, R Carlos

    Holland, Gazza, B€ckham, Heskey

    Connelly, Doherty


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 88,972 ✭✭✭✭mike65


    Heskey is plainly not the worst ever player on on the worst ever team as thats entirely made up of NI internationals!

    Mike.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,640 ✭✭✭Gillie


    Originally posted by mike65
    Heskey is plainly not the worst ever player on on the worst ever team as thats entirely made up of NI internationals!

    Mike.

    Well I didn't think I could put Doherty in twice!;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,013 ✭✭✭✭eirebhoy


    Originally posted by Scammo
    Rooney(because he's young they say.....young and **** that is)
    Rooney is an absolute quality player for an 18 or 28 year old. He is not overrated by the English as i've been on the Chelsea board a few times and they say they don't want the fat so and so.
    Originally posted by Gillie
    Well I didn't think I could put Doherty in twice!;)
    I just hope he proves you wrong tonight mate.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 12,325 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kingp35


    eh hello people if its from any league at any time do you not think maybe conference players are the worst or maybe an Irish 1st division team??

    Think Heskey might be bit better than someone playing for kildare county dont you


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 148 ✭✭DEG viper


    anyone remember akinbiyi now he would fit perfectly into that team


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    Ah just throw in the entire Liverpool team, they're sh!te,
    with possibly the exception of Carragher

    21/25



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,640 ✭✭✭Gillie


    Originally posted by eirebhoy
    I just hope he proves you wrong tonight mate.

    B*llocks! Didn't know he was palying!:mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,613 ✭✭✭Big Nelly


    Gillie why u playin Doherty up front on ur team???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,640 ✭✭✭Gillie


    Originally posted by neilbrady79
    Gillie why u playin Doherty up front on ur team???

    Coz that where he does the least damage!
    I want my worst team ever to have a slight chance!
    If he's in defence he has a chance of doing this again:

    http://www.soccerage.com/en/13/t4481.html

    :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,613 ✭✭✭Big Nelly


    Again my point was you have to really balance them on an overall career of being s**t cant really put Doherty in that position yet because of all the positions he played when he was younger......give him another season st centre back and he will come good.....where as Heskey.....Liverpool paided 11M for him and what has he done so far that is worth 11M????? how much has Doherty cost Spurs????


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,640 ✭✭✭Gillie


    "how much has Doherty cost Spurs????"

    2 goals in one match;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,613 ✭✭✭Big Nelly


    How much does heskey???? No goals per game....thats his prob


    Oh yeah forgot his 10M strike partner Diouf and creative Midfielder Cheryou


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,013 ✭✭✭✭eirebhoy


    Originally posted by Gillie
    Coz that where he does the least damage!
    I want my worst team ever to have a slight chance!

    In that case stick Michael Owen in goal. Heskey and Rooney at full back. Shaun Right Phillips and Joe Cole at centre half. ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 50 ✭✭HappyDude


    Who could possibly leave Keith Gillespie or Rufus Brevett out of that team.. or that guy Kvarme who Liverpool signed a few years back...they thought he would be a great defender..pity it did not happen until after he left the club!

    Aaron Hughes of Newcastle is pure muck too..

    Would I risk starting an argument if I suggested you include Phil Neville?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 67 ✭✭gudpony


    Becase he is muck.Big nose awkward muppet. How did he become a player... collect 10 packets of crisps to become a footballer..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,613 ✭✭✭Big Nelly


    Ahh the young.....always so angry


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,681 ✭✭✭Johnny_the_fox


    Aaron hughes and Phil Babb ... what?

    I know Babb can be crap at times ... but he shouldnt be on the worst team ever.
    and for Aaron Hughes, the man plays well for Newcastle...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,006 ✭✭✭✭The Muppet


    Worst Team Ever


    Pope John Paul The second

    George O Dowd - Danny La Rue - Dale Winton - John Inman



    Larry Grayson - Julian Clarey - Brian Dowling - Will Young


    Michael Barrymore - Kenneth Moore



    Subs

    Luciano Pavoriti
    George Michael
    The Village People


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,912 ✭✭✭Washout


    If ye are talking about premiership players who officially played in premiership games

    then what about the so called "brother" of George Weah that Souness bought


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 635 ✭✭✭johnor


    Worst Thread ever?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    Originally posted by seansouth
    What would be your worst team ever- any formation, assume each player is in their non-prime.

    Here are two of my Candidates

    GK. Massimo Taibi

    Striker. Jason Lee ( aka Pineapple Head )






    (ps. please do not make this a Arsenal -v- United Thread )

    Massimo taibi is one of the top 5 'keepers in Italy.


    Four bad games in england dosen't make you a bad keeper.


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