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  • #2
    Creamy Goodness
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,584 ✭✭✭✭Creamy Goodness


    oh my god. :eek:


  • #3
    Doctor J
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,848 ✭✭✭✭Doctor J


    Nice one Feylya. Wow, talk about cock rock! ;)

    I'd say it's hard to play! :p

    That's real fretboard ****! ;)

    OK, OK, I'll stop! Has Ferdi been informed about this?


  • #4
    ShriekingSheet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,476 ✭✭✭ShriekingSheet


    *starts saving*


  • #5
    Doctor J
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,848 ✭✭✭✭Doctor J


    The attention to detail is just ****ing superb, I mean, the veins just crack me up :p


  • #6
    ferdi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭ferdi


    Originally posted by Doctor J
    Has Ferdi been informed about this?
    why do you presume that I want a bass in the shape of a penis?....well now that you mention it....;)


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  • #7
    Doctor J
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,848 ✭✭✭✭Doctor J


    In fairness, aren't we all looking for a penis shaped instrument?

    Feylya, how would you clean this instument? :p Careful now ;)


  • #8
    feylya
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 23,363 Mod ✭✭✭✭feylya


    Personally I'd get a woman to clean it. Oooer missus!


  • #9
    ferdi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,598 ✭✭✭ferdi


    with one of these:

    gripper.jpg

    :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:


  • #10
    Doctor J
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,848 ✭✭✭✭Doctor J


    The double entendres are limitless with an instrument like that... I'm just going to loosen my G string... I'm going to put on my leather strap... the buzzing coming from my penis... I'm going to plug in and let rip... :D

    ...it's like having your own Carry On movie in a penis-shaped case... which of course you'd have to have custom made :p:p:p


  • #11
    mr_angry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,312 ✭✭✭mr_angry


    Originally posted by Doctor J
    ...it's like having your own Carry On movie in a penis-shaped case... which of course you'd have to have custom made :p:p:p

    Surely a latex case would be adequate 'protection'???


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  • #12
    Doctor J
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,848 ✭✭✭✭Doctor J


    Only if you double-bag it, to quote the legend Smalls.


  • #13
    Epitaph
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 427 ✭✭Epitaph


    OMFG...that's the funniest thing I've ever seen on eBay.

    Wouldn't want to zip it into it's case too fast :eek:

    What sort of professional would you go to to build one of those: a luthier or a Jewish surgeon?


  • #14
    feylya
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 23,363 Mod ✭✭✭✭feylya


    The wangcaster looks **** compared to it tbh.

    wang.7.jpg


  • #15
    Doctor J
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,848 ✭✭✭✭Doctor J


    That's just got no class. Not even a sniff of a vein :(


  • #16
    feylya
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 23,363 Mod ✭✭✭✭feylya


    Yeah. They didn't even sculpt it accurately. Sheesh, luthiers these days.


  • #17
    RichyX
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,221 ✭✭✭RichyX


    The item is gone from eBay's site now so I'm too late to get a look :(
    Will someone post a pic of it please?
    A friend of mine is looking to buy a bass and I have no doubt he'd love a penis related instrument. Is there an official site for the Wangcaster?


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