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Boards.ie Death-Match
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12-03-2001 5:04pm#1It is a dark stadium. A huge crowed has gathered and there is an air of suspense as the spectators discuss the up coming spectacle. In the centre of the stadium stands a slightly raised ring lit from above.
A hush gathers over the crowed as the announcer steps into the ring and a microphone is lowered slowly down. The announcer begins to speak…
Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the first annual Boards.ie Death-Match
Introducing the defending champion all the way from the frozen tundra weighing in at 500 pounds and standing 8’6” high The master of disaster “GORGO THE MAGNIFICENT”.
A spotlight cuts through the darkness to reveal the giant figure that is GORGO standing in the ring
And the challenger weight unknown height unknown from the green fields of Ireland he floats like a butterfly stings like a bee “Doc”.
The Spotlight cuts into the crowd To reveal Doc.
“Yeeeeeaaaaaa!!!!!!! Whoooooo!!!! Go Doc!!!!!!!” The crowed cheer.
The theme tune to Fraggel Rock kicks in as Doc bounces down to the Ring.
LLLLLLLLLLLLETS GET READY TO ROMBBBEELLLL!!!!!!!
The bell Rings and GORGO moves menacingly towards Doc
“I WILL CRUSH YOU NOW PUNY IRISH PERSON” spat GORGO
“Ooohhh! Look at that” said Doc pointing upwards. “Theres your Mum!”
This momentarily distracts GORGO . Doc then proceeds to punch GORGO in the nuts causing the giant to double over in pain. In an amazing display of speed and dexterity Doc pulls GORGO’S underpants within a spit second over his head.
GORGO stumbles about the ring for a minute or so before collapsing in the centre of the ring due to lack of oxygen….
Doc Stands triumphal in the ring “WHO FROM BOARDS WILL DARE TO CHALLENGE ME NEXT??????”
If you wish to challenge simply reply with the next fight.
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