Footballs ugliest 11?

adeldorf

I know i aint the best lookin fella in the world but ah sure its always good fun to laugh at other people! what ya reckon?

1. Steve Ogriziviez
2. Gary Neville (also known as Sonia from Eastenders)
3. Phil Neville (cant have one of the sisters without the other one!)
4. Bobo Balde
5. Colin Hendry
6. Kevin Richardson (ex - villa midfiled supremo)
7. Luke Chadwicke
8. John Giles (great footballer but what an ugly bollix)
9. Ian Dowie
10. Carsten Jancker
11. Jordi Cruff

I aint gay, its just a conversation i woz havin down the pub last night with a few mates!I know a few of the positions are all over the kip but have a bit of larf with it!

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Caesar_Bojangle

It goes without saying, Wayne Rooney would captain the team.

Thompson - Celtic
Dwight Yorke - Blackburn
O brien - newcastle
Delap ??? - soton - but he's kind of good looking in an ugly sense
Steve Osteomber (name?) - liverpool
Robert Pires - arsenal
Lorenzo Amoruso -blackburn
friedel - blackburn - i'm between two minds on this guy

adeldorf

Was just thinkin myself, Eamon Dunphy and well the entire Birmingham City football team probably deserve starts ahead of all them!

Draupnir

good god man, you know nothing of football if thats your ugliest eleven, wheres the king of Ugly Peter Beardsley?

Kevin Richardson was just a normal looking dude too

L5

You forgot one.........

Peter Beardsley! aka the hunchback of notredame

Seaneh

Luther Blessit.

damnyanks

Chadwick

adeldorf

I apologise for forgetting about beardsley!Jaysus what was I thinking? I recently came across an old poster i had of Kevin Richardson and im sorry but he was an ugly mo - fo! Also Cyril Regis and the chin himself, Jimmy Hill!

DerekD Goldfish

Bobby Ryan (bohs) is one of the ugliest things to ever set foot on the planet ronaldinio no looker either
Nealy forgot pats own chris adamson great shot stoper(won our player of the year) but the fact the opisition strikers have to look away from the goal rather than look at his ugly mug proberably helps.

Draupnir

Bobby Ryan is a great shout for Derek there, hes an ugly little wretch alright

Caesar_Bojangle

Jersey Dudek

Oswald Osbourne

Originally posted by DerekD Goldfish
Nealy forgot pats own chris adamson great shot stoper(won our player of the year) but the fact the opisition strikers have to look away from the goal rather than look at his ugly mug proberably helps.

Yeah, I was gonna vote for him too. Poor fella.

Ronaldo7

Beckham

Exit

How could anyone leave out ol' hunchback Steve Bruce?

Draupnir

Ronaldo is a f*ckin clown, whats with all the spaces man, that just pisses me off

Draupnir

Martin Keown maybe or Eric Young

AmenToThat

Id play Celtics new signing from Motherwell (Pearson) on the left side of midfield, they simply dont come any uglier that this chap.

NightStrike

Keown and Parlour

DapperGent

Originally posted by Caesar_Bojangle
Robert Pires - arsenal

Apparently my girlfriend would do him. But not if Ljundberg was an option.

crowl

Ronaldo is a f*ckin clown, whats with all the spaces man, that just pisses me off

Moaners like you piss me off. Get a life, its a joke no need to freak out.

Anyway back on topic, please save a place for Paul Scholes the carrot head.

jank

Apparently my girlfriend would do him. But not if Ljundberg was an option.

nice to know that your girl friend knows so much about football!! lol

Emboss

Originally posted by adeldorf
I know i aint the best lookin fella in the world but ah sure its always good fun to laugh at other people! what ya reckon?

1. Steve Ogriziviez
2. Gary Neville (also known as Sonia from Eastenders)
3. Phil Neville (cant have one of the sisters without the other one!)
4. Bobo Balde
5. Colin Hendry
6. Kevin Richardson (ex - villa midfiled supremo)
7. Luke Chadwicke
8. John Giles (great footballer but what an ugly bollix)
9. Ian Dowie
10. Carsten Jancker
11. Jordi Cruff

I aint gay, its just a conversation i woz havin down the pub last night with a few mates!I know a few of the positions are all over the kip but have a bit of larf with it!

How did Martin Keown not make the 11 ?

that's crazy!

eirebhoy

Ronaldinho has to be there. Maybe Ed de Goey aswell.

smemon

how has jaap stam not been mentioned yet?!!!

like he'd rival luke chadwick as first man on the team sheet.

BrianD3

Ugliest XI? Maybe the Bulgarian national team from around 1993-1996. With special mention for Trifon "Wolfman" Ivanov.
http://trifon.cska.net/trifon7.jpg

Ronaldo7

Jaap Stam is not ugly enough to be on a ugly team. Nor should Ronaldo(Real Madrid) as he is actually not ugly at all.

Who else???

Eh, how about Le Tie for Everton?

And to be fair to Luke Chadwick, he aint as bad anymore. He got his skin cleared up but he is still way off making the "stud 11".

Originally posted by Draupnir
Ronaldo is a f*ckin clown, whats with all the spaces man, that just pisses me off

Was this neccessary?

Away with you child.