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Cannibals (So true)

  • 19-03-2004 4:57pm
    #1
    malico
    Closed Accounts Posts: 607 ✭✭✭


    big corporation recently hired several cannibals.

    "You are all part of our team now", said the HR rep
    during the welcoming
    briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you
    can
    go to the cafeteria
    for something to eat, but please don't eat any of
    the
    other employees."
    The cannibals promised they would not..

    Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all
    working very hard, and
    I'm quite satisfied with you. However, one of our
    technicians has
    disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to
    her?"
    The cannibals all
    shook their heads no.

    After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals
    asked the others,
    "Which one of you idiots ate the technician?" A hand
    raised hesitantly, to
    which the leader of the cannibals continued, "You
    fool!!! For four weeks
    we've been eating Managers and no one noticed
    anything, but noooooo, you
    had to go and eat someone important!"


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