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An even Worse Joke !!

  • 12-03-2001 1:17pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 954 ✭✭✭


    One day a boy comes home from school and says, "Dad I need to know the meaning of hypothetically and realistically for school.".

    So the father replies, "go ask your mother if she would sleep with a man for 1 million dollars.".

    The little boy goes and asks and sure enough she says, "yes".

    His dad says, "ok now go ask your sister if she would sleep with a man for a million dollars.".

    So he does and sure enough she says, "yes".

    So the father says, "you see son... hypothetically we are sitting on 2 million dollars, but realistically we are living with a couple of whores.".


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,438 ✭✭✭TwoShedsJackson


    smile.gif


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,621 ✭✭✭Panda


    Hehehe biggrin.gif

    Aka: Dragon,Sexual Harassment Panda


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭azezil


    biggrin.gif LMAO biggrin.gif

    "just because ur not paraniod, doesn't mean they're not after u!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭Mills


    LOL, I like it smile.gif


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,945 ✭✭✭D-Generate


    Bah I saw that posted on the boards a couple of months ago. But anywho it is still funny.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 938 ✭✭✭Lucy_la_morte


    Yeah... Oh right you weren't asking me any question? I'll be off then..

    J'ai dormi sous l'eau.

    Lucy la morte.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16 Tigger0


    OK OK I got one!!

    What do you see when the Pilsbury Doughboy bends over??


    Dough-nuts!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,984 ✭✭✭✭Lump


    Jaysus, thats bad..... The second one that is.


    John


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 822 ✭✭✭Kastro


    lol
    nice wan


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    lol

    - smoke
    [Honey I]gassed[The Kids]

    "The Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator!!"


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