dyslexia

cujimmy · 12-03-2004 10:40am #1

Two dyslexics are in a car. One says to the other "can you smell petrol"

His mate says "I cant even smell my name"

Cable · 12-03-2004 11:30am

Sorry but no

UnrealQueen · 12-03-2004 11:41am

Luv it:D

Tyrrial · 12-03-2004 11:42am

here's one:

two dyslexics walk into a bra:)

Ronika · 12-03-2004 1:11pm

Thats crap you sud b banned cos der r ppl on this site that r Dyslexic:mad: :mad: :mad:

Tyrrial · 12-03-2004 1:13pm

Originally posted by Ronika
Thats crap you sud b banned cos der r ppl on this site that r Dyslexic:mad: :mad: :mad:

yeah, and i'm one of them!
if you can't laugh at your self who can you laugh at?:rolleyes:

Ronika · 12-03-2004 1:15pm

well members of my family have it and I have it mildly so I dont find it funny:mad:

Headcase · 12-03-2004 1:16pm

**** it, i funny it find(is right that?)

lukeUCD · 12-03-2004 1:33pm

ye that was funny

Peace · 12-03-2004 1:48pm

I've never bee diagnosed but i think i'm mildly dyslexic....and i laughed. Fair play man!

bdiddy · 12-03-2004 1:59pm

i'm lisdexic and i laughed:D

Drex · 12-03-2004 2:21pm

i'm lisdexic and i laughed

.....haha very good

Thats crap you sud b banned cos der r ppl on this site that r Dyslexic

nah......all jokes are offensive to someone

EdBanger · 12-03-2004 2:21pm

Dyslexic's of the world untie!!!

Doc · 12-03-2004 2:34pm

Had a teacher in secondary once who slaged of my friend by saying
"What’s the mater Carter you dicelexic or something?":D
Still find it funny now...

P.S. I’m dyslexic and not even slightly offended.

*edit* But didnt find it funny. Last one is *edit*

Raphael · 12-03-2004 8:30pm

Any joke can be found offensive, its just a matter of choice whether your willing to lighten up and laugh

Why not just go to a DNA* meeting and complain

*National Dyslexic Association

Kazu · 13-03-2004 5:00pm

lol:D

Squall · 13-03-2004 5:59pm

Best ive ever heard

"You think im discipled or something"

He meant to say disabled - Needless to say we laughed heartely

Senor_Fudge · 13-03-2004 6:04pm

oaml

quank · 13-03-2004 8:01pm

:rolleyes:

unkel · 15-03-2004 12:27am

Originally posted by EdBanger
Dyslexic's of the world untie!!!

Brilliant

Ragamuffin · 20-03-2004 12:45am

Originally posted by EdBanger
Dyslexic's of the world untie!!!

(love the joke your sig's talking about:D

RAPHAEL
Any joke can be found offensive, its just a matter of choice whether your willing to lighten up and laugh

Why not just go to a DNA* meeting and complain

*National Dyslexic Association

Brill

kmart6 · 20-03-2004 8:29pm

There has been more laughes at the jokes within the thread than the origanal

Ragamuffin · 21-03-2004 1:05am

Originally posted by kmart6
There has been more laughes at the jokes within the thread than the origanal

Quite true cujimmy must be annoyed:D

cujimmy · 22-03-2004 11:54am

Quite true cujimmy must be annoyed

How could I be annoyed I havnt stopped laughing, keep them coming

Raptor666 · 23-03-2004 9:43am

Hear about the Dyslexic devil worshipper that sold his soul to santa

peckerhead · 23-03-2004 10:45am

...or the agnostic, insomniac dyslexic who lay awake all night wondering if there was a dog?

(Ouch!)

Tyrrial · 23-03-2004 11:02am

this is terrible one but:

Did you hear about the dyslexic chef who was found dead in the oven?
The recipe said to cook the roast.:cool:

cujimmy · 23-03-2004 1:57pm

what about the dyslexic pimp who bough himself a warehouse or the dyslexic raver who took an F

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