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Dave

  • 10-03-2004 12:42pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 129 ✭✭


    Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know Everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them"

    Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?"

    Dave replied "Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."

    So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door And Tom

    Cruise shouts, "Dave! What's happening?!? Great to see you! Come on in for a beer! Although impressed, Dave's boss is still sceptical. After

    they leave Cruise's house, he tells Dave that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just lucky. "No, no, just name anyone else," Dave says.

    "President Bush," his boss quickly retorts. "Yup," Dave says, "Old buddies, let's fly out to Washington." And off they go. At the White

    House, Bush spots Dave on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, "Dave, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but

    you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up." Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally

    convinced. After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to Dave, who again implores him to name anyone else. "The pope,"

    his boss replies. "Sure!" says Dave. "My folks are from Poland, and I've known the Pope a long Time." So off they fly to Rome. Dave and

    his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Dave says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these

    people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." And he disappears into

    the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony but by the time Dave returns,

    he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his boss' side, Dave asks him, "What

    happened?" His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the man next to me said:

    .............

    "Who the f*#k's that on the balcony with Dave?"


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,618 ✭✭✭Civilian_Target


    That's great!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,263 ✭✭✭yom 1


    :D:D very good


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,604 ✭✭✭LizardKing


    Nice ... I'm gonna replace Dave with my name and pass it on .. proper bo


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 142 ✭✭lukeUCD


    good one


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,117 ✭✭✭✭MrJoeSoap


    LOL !
    Nice ... I'm gonna replace Dave with my name and pass it on .. proper bo

    Or you could change your name to Dave!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭UnrealQueen


    Good one!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 175 ✭✭bdiddy


    good man Dave!!! nice guy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 248 ✭✭catsup


    :D good one. will be passing that one on


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,922 ✭✭✭Dave


    Yes it is I :)

    True story.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    well done dave


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