Made me almost laugh.............

ShayK1 · 08-03-2004 1:11pm #1

SUCCESS:

At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 17 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is . . . going all the way.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 60 success is . . . going all the way.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

Barbie_666 · 08-03-2004 5:11pm

Originally posted by ShayK1

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus. [/B]

or if your a die hard Metallica fan:

1)Birth
2)School
3)Metallica
4)Death

(a guy at school has it printed on his jumper.....)

Cable · 08-03-2004 5:14pm

Seen the santa one way too often to even give it a giggle, and you're right about the first one "almost laughed"

as for the metallica Barbie_666???? is that actually mean to be funny?