Jesus was Irish

UnrealQueen

SEVEN PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:

1. He never got married.
2. He never held a steady job.
3. He went out drinking with the lads the night before he died.
4. His last request was a drink
5. He hung around with the same lads all his life.
6. He lived with his parents until he was 33.
7. He thought his mother was a virgin, and she, bless her, thought he was God.

quank

lawl
*chortle*

Lady

patto_chan

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
He called everyone "brother"
He liked Gospel
He couldn't get a fair trial


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
He never cut his hair
He walked around barefoot all the time
He started a new religion


But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Puerto Rican:
He was unemployed
His mother was unmarried
His name was Jesus


But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food
He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
Even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for Him to do


..... we're all going to hell ...