a tit says what?

Catsmokinpot

ok heres the story,

a friend of mine (lets call him "james") bought some viagra off a friend he knows, 1pill think the doseage was 100mg but that dont matter any way another friend of mine (lets call him "paul") split it with him last night and for the laugh, they took it when they went out we all went out and got completely hammered came back to my other friends house (lets call her "sarah") for a few smokes

anyway i was really smashed and i started talking about what we got up to during the day and the viagra popped right in to my head and i literally broke down laughing and didnt stop for about 3-5 mins anyway after i stopped they asked me what the fit was about in my drunken state i would say anything to anyone so but i tried to show some restraint and just said "i cant tell you sarah".

anyway with alot of coaxing they got it out of me, and i broke down laughing once more, anyway it was time to go and james and paul were ready to go. so we were talking for a while and paul said out loud, "did you come up on that yet", and sarah started laughing. ian then said, yeah we took some viagra for the laugh we didnt get anything off it so i said yeah i told her. and,

at that moment james went mental at me saying i shouldnt have told her even though he had told her himself and even though paul asked him had he come up on it in front of her,

he said the reason he went mental was because he was trying sarah on, hes known sarah for about 2 years now and at no stage did he seem to be trying it on with her he never even mentioned it, sarah is kind of a no-go area.

i wouldnt have done it if i wasnt so drunk and i wouldnt have done it if i had known he was trying to get with sarah.

im really sorry about what happened how do i rectify the situation?

one idea was maybe take a full capsule myself and go out and he can tell whoever he wants to get me back

really dont know what to do i think ive damaged my friendship with him and no amount of sorry's is going to make up for it

El Marco

What?











What do I win?

Oriel

Christ, get a life and something decent to worry about.

Catsmokinpot

yeah thanks......

hes been my friend for two years and i live with him and now hes not speaking to me

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

lol

he sounds like a whingy little bitch tbh, i don't see what you did wrong. piss on him.

zAbbo

piss on him with your inflated penis

jeez teh whiney bitches you and your mates must be

Dr. Loon

Ask your mate if he's an idiot.
Ask him if he thinks he shold give up a friendship over something so stupid.
Then ask yourself if you're an idiot for thinking of taking a capsule yourself to rectify the problem.
Then tell your friend and yourself to grow the fúck up.
Simple.

Skud

I'm sorry but your "subtle" naming went out the window at some point....

Amz

Stand on his neck and set him on fire.

Sounds like a whinger... ignore he'll get over it eventually bit of an idiot to mention it in front of her if he didn't want her to know....

Or maybe that "did you get up on that" was a cleverly constructed "code" they had developed....

:rolleyes:

Auburn

He told her himself anyway. I don't get what he is pissed off about. You were drunk, so what did he expect. Drink is a truth potion. If that's all he has to worry about, he needs to get a life.

po0k

Originally posted by Amz
Stand on his neck and set him on fire.

Yes.
This is another reason why you should all endorse my policy of chlorination for the shallow end of the gene pool.

hacktavist

Is this some sort of code for taking yokes?

Auburn

Originally posted by hacktavist
Is this some sort of code for taking yokes?

If it was, it wouldn't have been quite as sad.
Just some teenage male taking offence about his manhood yet again. Do men have nothing better to worry about?? Exactly how was taking Viagra supposed to impress this girl anyway?? Surely it isn't the best thing to just drop into a conversation with a girl you fancy.

flogen

perhaps he perssumed that if she caught site of his enormous erection she'd just have to have him there and then.... or something equally believable if your life was set in a 1980s style porno movie.

the guys a bitch, tell him to shut up, and that if he was going to say it then whats his problem?
if hes still being an idiot tell him hes ugly too, and no matter how big he made his penis that would never change....then spike his food with loads of viagra and let him see just how funny it can be.....:D

Flogen

Asok

Oh lady Havisham lord montgomery has achieved the most astonishing erection!

Sangre

Oh my freaking God, you actually care about this?

If someone said something like that to me I'd probably reply along the lines of 'I see your mouth moving but all I hear is waaaaaaaaaaaaaah'. 'Dont cry','is the ikle baby upset?'

What a cry-baby, ignore him and he was really annoying I'd start slagging him in front of the girl to teach for being so spine-less about her.

Baby.

magick

ohhh dear, one of the best posts in ages:D

good drunken fun:D

sceptre

Originally posted by Sangre
Oh my freaking God, you actually care about this?

^what he said.

How about this then, if you really care and feel like the nutty plan. Don't take the viagra that you haven't been prescribed and let your fruitcake friend tell people you have. Same difference innit?

Mercury_Tilt

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Beruthiel

and this is the reason why one should restrain themselves from posting while drunk
:rolleyes:

here's some very good advice for you Catsmokinpot:

don't do it again!
B