Do you know the law?

malico

Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren't
prepared for the answer:

In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called his first
witness to the stand -- a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached
her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"


She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, Mr.Williams. I've known you
since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big
disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you
manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think
you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize
you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes,
I know you."


The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across
the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the
defense attorney?"


She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr.Bradley sinc e he was a
youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He
can't build a normal relationship with anyone and
his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention
he cheated on his wife with three different women. Yes, I know him."


The defense attorney almost died. The judge asked both counselors to
approach the bench, and in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you
bastards asks her if she knows me, you'll be jailed for contempt."

Tyrrial

not bad:)

quank

*shrugs*
twas okay i guess

UnrealQueen

Good one:D

kmart6

lol:D