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manhood problem

  • 01-03-2004 12:06am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭


    ok here is the deal im a regular boards user here that needs some advice

    me and my girlfriend have been going out and have sex(yes the too go hand in hand) now for the last year and a bit but then something happened that freaked me out
    one night while we going at it i snaped my "banjo string" (you know what im on about lads) since then I can pull back my foreskin much more but it hurts
    anyway this came out of nowhere like i dont think my foreskin is very tight or anything and didnt really have problems before


    this was all around a month or so ago, so i gave it time to heal and at first sex was painfull but then got ok thought everything was back to normal but then i ripped my foreskin where it meets the penis (got pulled back to far ouch!)
    that was a week or so ago again gave it time to heal and tried sex again but was way too freaked out of my tree to go all the way so what can i do!

    did anybody have this problem at all!? it came out of nowhere and kinda freaked out that ill have to get circumsized.
    should i go to the doctor!?


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭Mighty_Mouse


    Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!

    I never thought that could happen!! OMG!

    Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhh!!!!


    See a doctor man!

    "let it heal on its own" is crazy talk.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 625 ✭✭✭ThreadKiller


    Friend of mine (honestly) did it years ago. You need to rub vasaline in (stop sniggering down the back) a couple of times per day & abstain from sex/masturbation for about a month to let it heal.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,335 ✭✭✭Cake Fiend


    Originally posted by sore noob
    should i go to the doctor!?

    WHAT THE **** DO YOU THINK??!!!??

    Jesus H Christ. This forum never ceases to amaze me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,441 ✭✭✭The_Goose


    Friend of mine ripped it once, bled!! Not on my worst enemy, go to the doc man, now!!!


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel




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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,556 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    i think you should go to the vet


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,530 ✭✭✭patch


    Good God. Did your chick not suggest you go to a doctor?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,987 ✭✭✭✭zAbbo


    keep having sex, yeah thatll fix it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,580 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Originally posted by sore noob
    "banjo string"
    Frenelum


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,500 ✭✭✭Mercury_Tilt


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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    Mercie
    you should have some sort of consumer warning at the end of your posts!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 519 ✭✭✭cujimmy


    O dear

    nearly got sacked there for laughing so loudly at the replies

    But on a serious note get to a drs. cause if ya dont, at best you'll get an infection, at worst "adhesions" and take it from a professional. With adhesions we are talking surgery


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,500 ✭✭✭Mercury_Tilt


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    yea she did say go to the doctor but maybe i think its nothing

    like at the moment its grand like its not as if my noob is hanging off me or anything. and it aint red or sore or anything like that.
    there are no big wide gashes or cuts and it only bled a small bit cleaned it and that was that, no need for bandages or anything

    just when it comes to sex it kinda hurts and hurts to an extent that the same thing could/will happen again
    ill try the vasiline thing though


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,267 ✭✭✭Exit


    Shouldn't this be in noob FAQ?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,556 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    why the **** are you calling it your "noob" ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    I'd recommend going to the doctor but you could get away with letting it heal if you abstain from sexual activities for awhile.

    My mate had the same problem. It was when we were teenagers and he asked me to accompany him down to his girlfriends house where she was babysitting her little sister. Later that night they went up stairs for abit when i watched tv. He returned and told me how she had been too rough giving him a handjob and asked for my advice.

    Not happy with my advice he picks up his girlfriends home phone and rings his mam saying "Mam, ya know what ya bird is giving ya a **** and she pulls it back too far.... and it kinda rips. Wat should i do?"

    Needless to say, i've never laughed so much in my life.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,846 ✭✭✭✭eth0_


    Originally posted by sore noob

    just when it comes to sex it kinda hurts and hurts to an extent that the same thing could/will happen again
    ill try the vasiline thing though

    So stop humping for a few days and let it heal!
    Also, I wouldn't have thought rubbing vaseline into an open wound is such a good idea...


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭Tazzle


    It's times like this I love being snipped. Never had to worry about no foreskin :D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,556 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    you do have to worry about being less than a man however...
    :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,204 ✭✭✭bug


    Also, I wouldn't have thought rubbing vaseline into an open wound is such a good idea...

    well vaseline isnt particularly sterile but it does keep wounds moist so I dont see how it would be a problem, once the wound was kept clean.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,882 ✭✭✭Mighty_Mouse


    In Rocky does he cut himself and put salt in the wound to help it heal.

    Maby you should try this


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭Tazzle


    Originally posted by Mordeth
    you do have to worry about being less than a man however...
    :)

    Oh. I'm not worried :ninja:


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 10,247 Mod ✭✭✭✭flogen


    ahhhhhhhhhhh
    i think Im going to cry.
    If ever I had a problem where my wang kept breaking or ripping, Id be in bloody Casualty instantly!!!!! jesus christ man, do something....

    btw, ditto tazzle, and as for you Mordeth, I challenge you to a sword fight...;)

    Flogen


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,816 ✭✭✭Calibos


    If by 'less of a man' you mean, someone who can last twice as long as you, then yes lesser men indeed. :D


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 10,247 Mod ✭✭✭✭flogen


    If by 'less of a man' you mean, someone who can last twice as long as you, then yes lesser men indeed.

    i think thats exactly what he meant

    Flogen


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,798 ✭✭✭Funky


    sounds like yore mickey is banjoed, better go see the doctor, sex is probably making it worse! you dont want to damage that precious little instrument


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,187 ✭✭✭✭Sangre


    Originally posted by Calibos
    If by 'less of a man' you mean, someone who can last twice as long as you, then yes lesser men indeed. :D

    Amazing, sex is less pleasurable, you are such a man.
    If you were really a man you wouldnt give a crap how long you last as long as you shot your load......in her face


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,918 ✭✭✭Deadwing


    F*cking hell. This is making me never want to touch my wang, or have it touched, ever again :(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,816 ✭✭✭Calibos


    Amazing, sex is less pleasurable, you are such a man.
    Amazing indeed. One of us has experienced with and without the hood and one of us has only experienced with the hood. Who do you think can speak authoritively on the the subject?? The only way you could give an authoritive opinion excluding having the snip yourself is to keep your foreskin back permanently for a week or so. Then come back and give your opinion based on actual experience. You'll find its slightly different but by no means 'less pleasurable'.
    If you were really a man you wouldnt give a crap how long you last as long as you shot your load......in her face
    I'm not really a man then cause I do care how long I last for her and I don't shoot my load in her face.......she doesn't like the mess, she prefers to swallow.

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,648 ✭✭✭smiles


    Go to the bloody doctor.

    << Fio >>


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