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Epitaphs

UnrealQueen · 2004-02-29 23:33:02

Where his soul's gone or how it fares Nobody knows, and nobody cares Here Einstein lies: At least they laid his bier Just hereabouts - Or Relatively near Here lies my wife: here let her lie ! Now she's at rest and so am I Here lies George Hill Who from a cliff Fell quite stiff When it happen'd is not known Therefore not…

29-02-2004 11:33pm

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UnrealQueen

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Where his soul's gone or how it fares
Nobody knows, and nobody cares

Here Einstein lies:
At least they laid his bier
Just hereabouts -
Or Relatively near

Here lies my wife: here let her lie !
Now she's at rest and so am I

Here lies George Hill
Who from a cliff
Fell quite stiff
When it happen'd is not known
Therefore not mentioned on this stone

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#2 01-03-2004 3:57am

Oriel

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I always liked:

"I told you I was ill"

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#3 01-03-2004 11:09am

Tyrrial

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"Arther Gray went walking one night
Arther got a terrible fright
So the question seems to be
what the hell did Arther see?"

that's one i've always liked

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#4 01-03-2004 11:46am

penguinbloke

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from the Royal Tannenbaums
"Died heroically while saving his family from a destroyed sinking battleship."

And Billy Connely's future one
In really small writing so you have to be on top of the grave to read it
"your standing on my balls"

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#5 01-03-2004 5:17pm

Raphael

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Here lies the body of raphael

If not, please notify the undertaker immediatly

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