girlfriend NAMED it

Doodee

ok, firsly, this is no play on that episode of scrubs.

Over the past week my grilfriend have been referring to my special little soilder as "Little Buddy"

Its kind of worrying as im the paranoid type so i now have low self confidence when it comes to penis size.

I never used to worry about this, but with recent events i cant help it.

is there any polite way for me to tell her to stop?

Thanks

J

xx

'Little Buddy', I love it. One of my friends girlfriends used to call his 'shirley' (long story). Anyway, don't fret it dude, it just sounds like a term of endearment to me. As long as little buddy stays on talking terms with your burd, then whats the hassle?

Rock Climber

Has someone hi-jacked your account

Seriously though , it's not the size of the wand as you well know, it's the way that you wave it.
I'd take what your GF is doing as an indication of satisfaction and orgasm tbh, she is loving it and you gotta understand that!

My Boyfriends penis for instance is quite small, whereas my own penis is average and there are no issues.

Indeed its a great penis to blow

Woden

Originally posted by Rock Climber

My Boyfriends penis for instance is quite small

how could you do this to me rock climber?, how could you? (runs off to a corner and cries)

Rock Climber

Oooooh submissive, you old devil, I've always liked that

Smaller wands are yummy

Winters

Originally posted by Rock Climber
My Boyfriends penis for instance is quite small, whereas my own penis is average and there are no issues.

ah .. we now know who the bitch is

ecksor

is there any polite way for me to tell her to stop?

You could get me to subscribe her to this thread.

Have you considered that she might object to the term 'special little soldier' ? The image of your own personal box warrior mightn't be what does it for her.

echomadman

As i said on IRC
compose a list of acceptable names,
The lord Humungous
Gigantor.
The Impaler
Jumbo salami

or resort to calling her privates names that are equally demeaning

The void
The Grand Canyon
not sure how you'ld work this into conversation but the phrase "chucking a sausage down a hallway" never failed to make me laugh.


or just ask her to stop

Doodee

My major concern is that i must do it in a manoor that will not offend her.

it is also quite possible that she may use this against me at some stage just to annoy me. A prime example would be out in a pub and she yells at me and calls me "Little Buddy"

i may indeed be of the paranoid variety however, i would think that my friends and co-workers could pick up on this and therefor i will forever be labelled "Little Buddy"

you all see my perdicament?

Gordon

Originally posted by Doodee


you all see my perdicament?

Not really, it's no big deal, quite sweet actually. Snap out of it man, it's nice that she's positive towards it. Don't let it get to you, enjoy it.

Good luck little buddy.


(since when have you been 'Doodoo'?)

Rock Climber

LoL

yeah snap out of it!!

FFS why is this an issue? She's being sexy with you Enjoy it, theres no need to be paranoid and making into what it's probably not.

You could and probably should of course if it's buggin you this much, tell her , and say your feelins are hurt.

Mind you if ecksor can sub her to this thread then she will eventually read it anyway so I guess, the thread will do the job for ya.

By the way, I'll bet she enjoys blowing a penis, when it's not exceedingly large, I know I do

Gordon

Ecksor have you been messing around?

Thread locked as I don't want this to get much bigger than it actually is.

Beruthiel

Originally posted by Gordon
Thread locked as I don't want this to get much bigger than it actually is.

you mean from a little buddy
to a big buddy?
lol

sorry......