Favourite Quotes

Ivan

Post your favourite card quotes here :

Unifying theory

Scribbles of a lunatic and formulas of a genius are often indistinguishable.

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Firebolt

Reach out and torch someone.

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Lava Axe

Catch!

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Detonate

The goblins have 42 different words for 'ow'.

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Shock

I love lightning, its my favourite invention since the rock. -
Toggo, goblin weaponsmith

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Raphael

Wave Of indifference

Darius?
Yeah?
Theres a goblin sneakin up on you
So?
Just sayin

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Cursed monstrosity

Run away its an...um...run away!

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Goblin taskmaster

For some reason goblin fighting school isnt as crowded on day 2

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Goblin Gardner

Years of attempts have brought the goblins no further to growing a sausage tree

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Nausea

No fear. No sense. And soon, now lunch

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Also on an unrelated topic, when i was just learning magic my friend lawrence would help me, look at my hand, give me advice and such-like,

Anyway, i was getting whooped, and was rather annoyed, then i drew a card, twist of fate or something...can only remember the flavor text "it was then jared realised that farming was quite a noble profession", and lawrence said to me "right, this changes things"

my response: "Thats very profound lawrence. BUT IT MEANS FUCK ALL!"

And the 10 or so people watching the game burst out laughing. I hadnt even been trying to be funny....

Just thought i'd share that

MatthewVII

um raphael, surely the card u mean is Second Thoughts, a card which ur better half had in her deck. shame on u! and my favourite quote would have to be discombobulate-

"I said 'pick his brain', not 'tear off his head'"
-Riptide Project Researcher

either that or Searing Flesh

Zemoo found out the hard way that "inflammable" and "flammable" mean the same thing

See also the 7th edition version of Sabretooth Tiger-

"Here, kitty kitty. Here, kitty kitty. Aaaaugh!"

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Mark Rosewater did a good article on this on Wizards.com. My personal favourites (bearing in mind that I love Goblins and Onslaught):


Giant Fan - "Only a villian would unleash a giant fan on anybody!"

Flock of Rabid Sheep - "And their bleating was like a wet salmon slapped upon the land - slap! slap! slap!"

Sparksmith - "If it didn't hurt, how would I know it worked?"

Earthblighter - "A single dedicated mind can bring about the greatest destruction. That, or goblins - goblins work too."

Break Open - "There are two ways to resolve puzzling situations: thoughtful contemplation or force. After thoughtful contemplation, most barbarians choose force."

Goblin Piledriver - "Throw enough goblins at a problem and it should go away. At the very least, there'll be fewer goblins."

Brightstone Ritual - "Wizards fought over the stone to exploit its power. Goblins fight over it because it's shiny."

Raphael

Thats the one Matt....and since when was she my better half???:p

sephirosis

ok, how about......

symbiotic beast-
"The insects found a meal in the carrion of the beasts prey. The beast found a spiffy new haircut"

grizzly bears-
"Don't try to outrun one of Dominia's Grizzlies; it'll catch you, knock you down, and eat you. Of course, you could run up a tree. In that case you'll get a nice view before it knocks the tree down and eats you."

wrench mind
"What is the sound of one head snapping?"

Tails

I like the enormous baloth:-

Its diet consists of fruits, plants, small woodland animals, large woodland animals, woodlands, fruit groves, fruit farmers, and small cities

MatthewVII

hehehe Raph, she was always ur better half. i heard she always kicked ass in that twisted Russian Duck Duck Goose game u played

Lyconix

Death Pit Offering

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"Kill them all and feed them to the new recruits." - Crovax, ascendant evincar

Gilded Lotus

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"Over such beauty, wars are fought. With such power, wars are won."