Irish pilots

SpankyFart · 26-02-2004 4:32pm #1

As they approached Dublin number 1 runway, the tower heard: PILOT - Bjeesus will ya look how fookin shaart dat runway is?
CO-PILOT - Yer nat fookin kiddin, Paddy
PILOT - Dis is ganna be one a de trickiest landings ever, Shamus !
CO-PILOT - Yer nat fookin kiddin, Paddy !!
PILOT - Royt, Shamus, when I say 'go' put de engine in reverse !!
CO-PILOT - Royt, I'll do dat !!
PILOT - An den ya put de flaps down !!
CO-PILOT - Royt, I'll do dat, too !!
PILOT - An den stamp an de brakes as hard as yer can an pray ta de Holy Mudder a Gaad !!!
CO-PILOT - I'm prayin already, but I'll hit de brakes as haard as I can.
So, as the wheels hit the ground, Shamus put the engines in reverse,put the flaps down, stamped on the brakes and continued to pray to the Holy Mother with all his soul. The brakes screeched, the tires squealed, and there was smoke everywhere. But, to the relief of all the passengers, and, not least of all, Paddy and Shamus, the aircraft came to stop but a few meters from the end of the runway!!! As Paddy and Shamus sat in the cockpit regaining some composure, Paddy looked out of the window and said to Shamus, "Dat has gat ta be de shartist fookin runway in de world!" Shamus replied, "Yes, but da ya see how fookin wide it is?"

Cable · 26-02-2004 4:36pm

nice one:cool:

Len_007 · 26-02-2004 5:03pm

Took me a split second, but then got it

Pugsley · 26-02-2004 5:20pm

excellent

Nice stop too.

quank · 26-02-2004 5:25pm

brilliant pilots tbh

Squall · 26-02-2004 5:37pm

If they could stop a plane that quick ide fly with them

ando · 26-02-2004 6:01pm

Originally posted by Len_007
Took me a split second, but then got it

yeah me 2 :dunno: ......... :rolleyes: ..........

JackKelly · 26-02-2004 7:18pm

it was more like this :dunno: ........................:dunno: ...........................:dunno: ....................:dunno: .........................:dunno: ...............:( ........................................................:eek: .......:D:D

well, for me

kmart6 · 26-02-2004 9:25pm

Brilliant.best joke I've seen in a while

Töpher · 26-02-2004 9:36pm

fantastic!

Tyrrial · 27-02-2004 11:46am

hee hee:)

EdBanger · 27-02-2004 2:53pm

5 Stars

Senor_Fudge · 27-02-2004 3:25pm

nice one dood

Lump · 27-02-2004 3:49pm

Good stuff

John

LoneGunM@n · 27-02-2004 4:04pm

Most definately 5 *s ... I've heard it before, so I was laffin' all the way through

UnrealQueen · 28-02-2004 10:55pm

:dunno: i don't get it

SpankyFart · 29-02-2004 1:01am

women :rolleyes:

EdBanger · 29-02-2004 6:33pm

Grrrr "phrasing"

Agent Smith · 29-02-2004 8:13pm

Originally posted by TimAy
it was more like this :dunno: ........................:dunno: ...........................:dunno: ....................:dunno: .........................:dunno: ...............:( ........................................................:eek: .......:D:D

well, for me

likewise