A joke that deserves public aclaim(copyright BossArky-(tm))

BossArky

Yesterday I was struck by a thunderbolt of humour, it goes something like this:

Two starving nerds walk into a restaurant from the street. They're dying for food, so they start horsing into this massive pizza, taking gigabites out of it...when they're almost done(both are stuffed by this time) Johnny turns to Mixer and proclaims that he wouldn't be able to take another megabite or he'll explode.....Mixer dosen't agree..and stuffs the remainder of the pizza into his mouth...agh fuk he exclaims..that was a terra(bil/bite) bit....I hate mushrooms.

Who's the Boss?

gandalf

I can see why you didn't post this on the Humour board.

Gandalf.

Shiminay

Well - top marks for effort Marcus.

Shame about the punchline

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All the best,

Paladin

Punchline????!!?

I thought he was going to post the punchine in a few days when he got the copyright cleared up.

cassius

you've done it again flanagan

--Kaiser--

I think there should be a huge boards-wide discussion as to how this joke could possibly be considered funny.

damo

gandalf,kharn,paladin and kaiser: you'd all get the joke if you werent such a bunch of nerds

BossArky

I may look like Krusty the clown, but I sure tell a better joke.

Hobbes

I don't get it?

Unless the humour is the use of technical words in the story? In which case I still don't get it.

BogOak

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Hobbes:
I don't get it?

Unless the humour is the use of technical words in the story? In which case I still don't get it.

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I find this very very humourous. You're funny mister but not as funny as the Boss.

BogOak.

BossArky

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Hobbes:
I don't get it?

Unless the humour is the use of technical words in the story? In which case I still don't get it.

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So you're trying to tell me that "terra(bil/bite)" is a "technical" word. WHAT?!?!

Do I sound like a "story" teller? You could live your life by those nuggets of wisdom.




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BossArky

stupid technology messing with me ceann.

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MiCr0

that is with out doubt the world's worst pun EVER

Lord Khan

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by damo:
gandalf,kharn,paladin and kaiser: you'd all get the joke if you werent such a bunch of nerds</font>

I think you have to be a nerd to get that joke.

BossArky

Conor you skankbox!

Anyone who dosen't get the humour involved just dosen't get it....do you see? YOU JUST DON@T GET IT.

cassius

Oh Arky
Wash me
I'm dirty