Navy retirement plan...

mang87

The U.S navy has too many officers, with no war on, and no war coming in the forseeable future, they have no way to get rid of them. So they come up with a plan to get them to retire early. They wuold give them $1,000 for every inch they measured from body part to body part, and they could choose from where to where.

So the first officer comes in, he tells them to measure from his head to his toes. He is about 6 foot tall so he walks out with $72,000.

The secound officer comes in, he is a little smarter, and he tells them to measure from his upstreteched arms to his toes. He walks out with $98,000

Then this really old war cheif walks in. He tells them he wants them to measure from the top of his penis to his testicles. They urge him to reconsider, telling him about the thousand all the other officers had walked out with. But he insists. They agree, but say it has to be done by a docter.

So the docter arrives, and tells the chief to "Drop em'", which he obliges. The docter gets down and starts to measure, and to his utter disgust, he exclaims, "Jesus, where are you testicles?!" And the old war cheif replys with a grin "Vietnam"

hedgetrimmer

Not bad, not bad at all

Töpher

Posted before but still good!

quank

Originally posted by Einstürzende
Posted before but still good!

/me nods

UnrealQueen

Gud one:D

Tyrrial

sounds painful