Never Say To A Cop

sci0x · 22-02-2004 7:47pm #1

> > NEVER SAY TO A COP
> >
> > 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
> >
> > 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged
>in.
> >
> >
> >
> > 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
> >
> > 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good
>job!
> >
> > 5. Are You Andy or Barney?
> >
> > 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be
>a police officer.
> >
> > 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
> >
> > 8. I pay your salary!
> >
> > 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a
>warning, too!
> >
> >
> >
> > 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
> >
> > 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no
>other
> >
> > cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
> >
> > 12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you
>been
> >
> > drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your
>eyeslook glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"