Beer Quotes

UnrealQueen

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. ---Frank Sinatra



Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed - Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." ----Deep Thought, Jack Handy



Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working.--Harold Rudolph



You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.--Frank Zappa



Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.--Ernest Hemmingway


The easiest way to spot a wanker in a pub is to look around and find who's drinking a Corona with a slice of lemon in the neck.--Warwick Franks



Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.--Winston Churchill



God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?--Restroom in The Irish Times, Washington DC



He was a wise man who invented beer.--Plato



Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.--Catherine Zandonella



A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.--W.C. Fields



Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.--Lady Astor to Winston Churchill




Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.--His reply



If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.--David Daye



Work is the curse of the drinking class.--Oscar Wilde



When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.--Henny Youngman



Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.--Benjamin Franklin



If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.--Deep Thought, Jack Handy



Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.--Dave Barry



The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.--Humphrey Bogart



Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.--David Moulton



People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee alot.--Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI



Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.--Kaiser Welhelm



I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.--Homer Simpson



Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.--Dave Barry



I drink to make other people interesting.--George Jean Nathan



They who drink beer will think beer.--Washington Irving



An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.--For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway



You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.--Dean Martin



Everybody has to believe in something.....I believe I'll have another drink.--W.C. Fields



All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.--Homer Simpson

joePC

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.--Dean Martin

Ahh that brings back the memorys lol

some good ones in there UnrealQueen

Thanks joePC

passive

beer is good...

Agent Smith

Work is the curse of the drinking class.--Oscar Wilde

love that saying

MrJoeSoap

Theres a good one, I think its by Homer Simpson, I'm almost sure it was in the Simpsons anyway:

"There's nothing like a depressant to chase the blues away"

kmart6

Originally posted by UnrealQueen
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.--Lady Astor to Winston Churchill

Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.--His reply

Now thats a good one/two

quank

heehee, homers ones are the best

Sangre

Beer! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems.

-H. J. Simpson

Capt'n Midnight

I'd rather a bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobeotomy.

SpankyFart

Some excellent ones in there

BlitzKrieg

my fav beer related qoute would b monty python live in la

"Why is american beer like sex in a canoe??


Its F*cking close to water!!!!!!"

-monty python...



oh happiness

Tyrrial

yup.. beer sure is great!

irishman_abroad

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Squall

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.--Frank Zappa

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Right. Thats my new sig right there