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Another Paddy Joke!

  • 17-02-2004 11:48am
    #1
    UnrealQueen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,190 ✭✭✭


    An Irishman, an Englishman, a hot blonde and a fat chick get on the subway. They go into a tunnel and the lights go out, and suddenly they all hear a loud slap.
    When the lights come on, the Englishman has a big red handprint on his face.
    The blonde thinks: "Oh, the Englishman must have made a move for me, but
    fondled that fat woman by mistake and she slapped him".
    The fat woman thinks: "Hmm, that Englishman tried to put the moves on that
    blonde and got slapped. Good for her."
    The Englishman thinks: "Hey, that Irishman must have went for the blonde, and she slapped me by mistake!"

    The Irishman thinks: "Boy, I hope we go through another tunnel, so I can
    wallop that English fu*ker again".


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