hypnotist

Kone

A woman has had serious headaches for several years and has tried everything
and every type of specialist, all without success . . . until one day she
was having lunch with a friend who knew of a hypnotist who could "work
wonders on anything".

The woman comes home from the hypnotist and tells her husband, "remember
those headaches I have been having all of these years? Well, they are gone."

"No more headaches?!?" the husband asks, "What happened?"

His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in
front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat 'I do not have a headache, I
do not have a headache. I do not have a headache.' Believe it or not, it
worked! The headaches are all gone".

Her husband replies: "Well, that's wonderful."

His wife then says: "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in
the bedroom these last several years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and
see if he can do anything for that?"

The husband is not sure he wants to do that, but agrees to try it. Following
his appointment with the hypnotist, the husband comes home, rips off his
clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He rips off her
clothes, puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move. I'll be right back."

He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later, jumps into bed
and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.

His wife sighs: "Boy, that was wonderful!" The husband says: "Don't move! I
will be right back".

He goes back into the bathroom comes back a few minutes later for another
bout of sex with his wife - even better than the first time. The wife sits
up and her head is spinning. "This is really great!"

Her husband again says: "Don't move, I'll be right back." With that he goes
back in the bathroom. This time his wife follows and sees him through the
open crack in the door standing at the mirror and saying: "She is not my
wife. She is not my wife. She is not my wife!"

UnrealQueen

Gud 1:D

quank

lol

kmart6

rofl:D

Diddy Kong

very good