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Teachers Pet

Mr Grumpy · 2004-02-04 14:38:32

It was the end of the school year, and the pupils were giving gifts to their teachers. The teacher knew the jobs of all the kids' parents, so she said she'd guess what they'd all got her. When the florist's daughter gave her a box, she sniffed it and said, "Are they flowers?" The little girl said, "How did you know?" When…

04-02-2004 2:38pm

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Mr Grumpy

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It was the end of the school year, and the pupils were giving gifts to their teachers. The teacher knew the jobs of all the kids' parents, so she said she'd guess what they'd all got her. When the florist's daughter gave her a box, she sniffed it and said, "Are they flowers?" The little girl said, "How did you know?" When the newsagents son gave her a box, she shook it and said, "Sweeties?" The boy said "How did you know?" Finally, the off-licence owners son approached with a leaking box. The teacher tasted the drips with her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked. The little boy shook his head. "Vodka?", she asked, licking it again. "No Miss", the boy smiled, "it's a puppy".

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#2 04-02-2004 11:36pm

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Ehwww!

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#3 05-02-2004 9:58am

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Omg thats one of the most funniest things I've seen (text wise) in a few days lol Excellent stuff

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#4 05-02-2004 1:13pm

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that was in the star the other day, but still funny

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#5 05-02-2004 4:36pm

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very old but funny all the same

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#6 05-02-2004 4:46pm

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Hehe! Had me laughin!

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#7 05-02-2004 6:02pm

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I wanted to smile, I really did

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