Things to hate about people.....

UnrealQueen · 03-02-2004 11:46am #1

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the **** is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too," Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look," Of course it is.
Why the **** would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the ****ing floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ay sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it?
If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short," What the ****? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever ****ing does!
What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?".... If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbness?

Unpossible · 03-02-2004 11:51am

this has been posted last week

UnrealQueen · 03-02-2004 11:52am

are you sure? strange i didn't see it and i'm here everyday

Shaque attack · 03-02-2004 11:53am

4 and 8 r deadly but the others... meh

Töpher · 03-02-2004 11:56am

It's quite old, but still makes me smile!

hedgetrimmer · 03-02-2004 12:00pm

attributed to Billy Connolly, and I think posted a few weeks back, aye

TheSonOfBattles · 03-02-2004 12:09pm

Originally posted by UnrealQueen
8. When people say "life is short," What the ****? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever ****ing does!
What can you do that's longer?

You can die. And you'll be dead for a lot longer than your alive.

SpankyFart · 03-02-2004 12:33pm

Aye all Billy Connolly quotes

Senor_Fudge · 03-02-2004 12:37pm

as old as the hills themselves

quank · 03-02-2004 7:06pm

still liked it though

Agent7249 · 04-02-2004 9:48am

Originally posted by UnrealQueen
8. When people say "life is short," What the ****? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever ****ing does!
What can you do that's longer?

Wait in queues?

Things to hate about people.....

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