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Mens...Lower grooming

  • 29-01-2004 9:32pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭


    Like most guys I have some hair in the ol crack, I was just wondering what most guys do with it. I mean, when i get sweaty, esp during the summer, it starts rubbing when i walk n get very nasty. Basically I just want it gone. Now I aint willing to go get laser removal but i would be up for waxing it. But like, I wouldnt trust myself. Do any guys go to get it waxed or what? where would you go and would it be embarassing?


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,023 ✭✭✭[CrimsonGhost]


    Splash some aftershave on it and then stick a match to it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,126 ✭✭✭][cEMAN**


    I wouldn't recommend it but I know a few people who've had backside hair removal as a side effect of lighting their own farts...

    Personally I don't give a **** - doesn't bother me but i've thought about it in passing a few times. Y'know....when I make my big break into pr0n flicks I want to look as presentable as I can.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,756 ✭✭✭I am MAN


    Come on dude....are you a man or not?

    Live with hair between you're crack ffs :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,026 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    yea get it waxed, imagine what its gonna feel like a couple weeks later when u got stubble down there, then you will know all about nasty :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,016 ✭✭✭✭vibe666


    dude, live with it!

    unless you're a gigolo or porn star it's somethign you'll have to get used to.

    waxing is something you'll have to keep getting re-done on a regular basis once you start or you'll end up with a pubic arse!

    maybe a bit of talc to stop that sweat building up would do the trick.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,513 ✭✭✭Sleipnir


    Make a plait out of it.
    You'll be invited to all the best parties then.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 394 ✭✭Mickah


    Get normal hair clippers and shave it at about 1/2 blade, real short but not stubble.

    It'll be itchy for a day, rub some vaseline on it - sorted. After that it's plain sailing. It does grow back thicker n stronger, but slowly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,483 ✭✭✭Töpher


    So when you're 90 you'll have to surgically have your arse hair parted so you can take a dump?!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,563 ✭✭✭leeroybrown


    Maybe you should go to a salon and get the full "Sack, Back and Crack" wax. ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 578 ✭✭✭Owenw


    Originally posted by leeroybrown
    Maybe you should go to a salon and get the full "Sack, Back and Crack" wax. ;)

    Ang hey, you'll begin to sound like Smeagol after a week or two:

    "AHHHH, IT BURNS US!" :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,208 ✭✭✭loismustdie


    Originally posted by Mickah
    Get normal hair clippers and shave it at about 1/2 blade, real short but not stubble.

    It'll be itchy for a day, rub some vaseline on it - sorted. After that it's plain sailing. It does grow back thicker n stronger, but slowly.

    how do you know so much detail :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Sack ? :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 42 fig


    less hair there in da crack = less mess 'afterwards' to clean up.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 414 ✭✭Divine


    hair removal cream is really good as it happens....not that id know or anything :


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,581 ✭✭✭uberwolf


    Originally posted by Divine
    hair removal cream is really good as it happens....not that id know or anything :

    Really? hmmm


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