can anyone hate buffy?

jesus · 30-01-2001 9:45am #1

recently My mom (mary) has started watching some new soap on sky one called titans, and was unhappy to say the least when she found it was not on last tuesday, replaced with buffy by sky (typical trick).

"buffy", she says, "who the hell is HE?! grrrrr..."

well, I held up the january copy of 'what satellite' and asked her "can you hate this person - this is buffy" and taking a look at her sweet innocent face she calmed down and said no, she couldn't hate that little face.

so My question is, can anyone really hate buffy?

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[SN]JAG · 30-01-2001 9:59am

armys should march to war holding out pictures of buffy then there would be no more killing, and a world of peace and harmony would finally be ours, and buffy would be on tv 24/7

Excelsior · 30-01-2001 10:01am

seeing as you are my God, and an all-loving one at that, I was wondering Jesus, if this was a rhetorical question, or was it a commandment-esque staement of policy?

plus, i've always wanted to ask you, when placard-makers go on strike, who makes their placards?

Cloud · 30-01-2001 10:21am

jesus no more blasphemy please!

John.
--
This reminds me of a story I was reading in The Book of Heroic Failures about a bible once printed which left out the word "not" in the seventh commandment, telling people "you shall commit adultery".

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jesus · 30-01-2001 10:27am

dear excelsior,

first off, do not take offense to My use of the small lettered start to your name, it is nothing personal but rather the fact that no one deserves capital letters except Me.

to answer your questions, it was not so much a policy statement rather than an eye opener for Me I suppose that someone could be so innocent and forgivable. she would make a good representative on earth I am thinking.

oh, and to answer your question about placard makers, the answer is to be seen in the low quality of the placard strikers' placards. placard makers have families to feed too, and it is often these families who help in the campaign by making placards for the striking placard workers.

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C B · 30-01-2001 10:40am

wouldn't that make them scabs?

jesus · 30-01-2001 10:42am

yes, I suppose it would if anyone knew about it. oops.

http://www.jesus.com/

Excelsior · 30-01-2001 11:52am

my faith is renewed.

of course i am not offended by your use of lower case to spell my name.
i recognise that i am not worthy to even sit in the front seat of your car.
though i am considerably more worthy than that john the baptist chap.

the placard makers problem was answered in the rigourous fashion of a devine mind. thank you.

now, if nothing sticks to teflon, why does teflon stick to frying pans?

jesus · 30-01-2001 2:20pm

this is less of a mystery, explained here.

http://www.jesus.com/

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Excelsior · 30-01-2001 4:02pm

that site even had french!
you truly are the King of Kings.

Monty - the one and only · 30-01-2001 6:30pm

thank god Wyverne hasnt see this thread yet, I'm tempted to delete it before he dose....but I wont!

Unexpected acts of kindness...are common among our group

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theCzar · 03-02-2001 9:31pm

lol, normally i'd laugh but: the only way anyone could know about the site is if they really were all seeing...

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Wyverne · 06-02-2001 6:55am

Buffy!!

Im Going to Thrash you to within an Inch of your Life.....................
AND THEN TAKE THAT INCH!!!!

Wyverne · 06-02-2001 6:59am

Did i hear someone say BUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

[img]HTTP://www.buffy.com/yearbook/photos/buffy5.jpg[/img]

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Wyverne · 06-02-2001 7:06am

I LOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS

BUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

WE HAVE SEX ALL THE TIME, WHEN IM ASLEEP, AND ITS GREAT, I TELL YA SHES A MINX IN BED, OM NYOM DIDDLEY OM NYOM

[img]HTTP://www.buffy.com/yearbook/photos/buffy2.jpg[/img]

Im Going to Thrash you to within an Inch of your Life.....................
AND THEN TAKE THAT INCH!!!!

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LegacyUser · 06-02-2001 7:23am

humm!

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sutty · 06-02-2001 7:32am

to late!!!!

mice as well get in on the action

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Ciaran Sutcliffe
aka: sutty
[HIV]sutty
For a good time goto:
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LegacyUser · 06-02-2001 7:47am

now she is a baby !

sutty · 06-02-2001 8:13am

i want that red x to have my baby

Ciaran Sutcliffe
aka: sutty
[HIV]sutty
For a good time goto:
http://www.hotinternetvirgins.com

Monty - the one and only · 06-02-2001 9:23am

Emm some thing tells me I should have deleted it....

Unexpected acts of kindness...are common among our group

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tobi · 06-02-2001 5:00pm

Yes I ate her that is to say I hate her.

richindub2 · 06-02-2001 6:31pm

Lol, buffy 0wns, nobody should think otherwise

UP DA DUBS!!

Monty - the one and only · 06-02-2001 7:58pm

Originally posted by sutty:

Delete buffy?????? Monty what is rong with you? did "THEY" get to you??

Course not Sutty....why do you think the topics still here....how could I delete her???

sutty · 07-02-2001 12:06am

Originally posted by Monty - the one and only:
Emm some thing tells me I should have deleted it....

Delete buffy?????? Monty what is rong with you? did "THEY" get to you??

Ciaran Sutcliffe
aka: sutty
[HIV]sutty
For a good time goto:
http://www.hotinternetvirgins.com

the celtic tiger · 07-02-2001 12:09am

Devore hates buffy.

I'm a bicycle!!

In all seriousness....the greatest place on earth!

Excelsior · 07-02-2001 12:13am

i love sutty

Victor · 07-02-2001 7:28pm

Originally posted by sutty:
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YYYYYYYY<snip> !!!!!! <snip>

or

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How about both in kinda a threesome kinda thing, ye know what I mean?

[Nsk]Victor
[NSK]MAC10ASSASSIN

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

I know things about pigeons, Lily

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sutty · 07-02-2001 10:43pm

Originally posted by Victor:
How about both in kinda a threesome kinda thing, ye know what I mean?

sorry Victor but your not my type

Ciaran Sutcliffe
aka: sutty
[HIV]sutty
For a good time goto:
http://www.hotinternetvirgins.com

Excelsior · 08-02-2001 10:01am

i dont think he was inviting you sutty.

Bard · 08-02-2001 10:25am

I don't hate Buffy- she's a FINE woman... I'd generally avoid the TV show though.

Victor · 08-02-2001 9:41pm

Don't get me wrong, but if we can get either of them will it be worth it? ;-)

[Nsk]Victor
[NSK]MAC10ASSASSIN

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

I know things about pigeons, Lily

can anyone hate buffy?

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