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Another 3 Paddy's joke!

UnrealQueen · 2004-01-26 00:30:34

Paddy Irishman, Paddy Englishman and Paddy Scotsman are talking at work. Paddy Scotsman says "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine." Paddy Englishman says "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. The…

26-01-2004 12:30am

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UnrealQueen

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Paddy Irishman, Paddy Englishman and Paddy Scotsman are talking at work. Paddy Scotsman says "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."

Paddy Englishman says "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. The other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."

Paddy Irishman says "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." The other two look at him with utter disbelief.

"I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed!"

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#2 26-01-2004 6:35pm

quank

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ha!

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#3 26-01-2004 9:30pm

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Hehe, me likes.

What no calls of "racist joke"?..... Just saying that if it was another race in there..... :rolleyes:

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#4 26-01-2004 10:18pm

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Now i must quote someones sig

"Yeah im a racist....If fcukin idiot is a race!"

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#5 27-01-2004 8:49am

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hehehe, excellent

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#6 27-01-2004 9:41am

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hehe

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