Plan B

TheWolf

Sheila, the Aussie housewife got out of the shower and slipped over on the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she slipped, did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor. She yelled out for her husband Bruce. "Bruce, Bruce" she yelled. Bruce came running in. "Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor" she said.
"Strewth" Bruce said and tried to pull her up. "You're stuck fast girl. I'll go across the road and get Cobba" (his mate). They came back and they both tried to pull her up.
"No way. We can't do it, let's try Plan B." Cobba said
"Plan B?" exclaimed Bruce. "What's that"?
"I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we can break the tiles under her and release the vacuum." replied Cobba
"Spot on" Bruce said. "While you're doing that, I'll stay here and play with her tits."
"Play with her tits"? Cobba said, "Not exactly a good time for that mate?"
"No" Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive".

OfflerCrocGod

Brill:p

Vader

this gets said so much that the meaning has gone out of it. Not just laughing out load but attrackting the attention of all else in the building. Excellent!
Its been ages since somthing desirved 5 stars

UnrealQueen

Funny:cool:

quank

ahahah

good joke:D

SpankyFart

5/5 ****ing excellent joke

Töpher

Fúcking marvellous!

Tyrrial

twas alright

LoneGunM@n

Brilliant ... ... 5 stars for that!!

Acidflash

Brilliant

ShaneOC

Funniest and originalist joke I've read in ages...