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Black books moment.

  • 23-01-2004 4:21pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 250 ✭✭


    the best one, that is.

    last night on e4. the alrm installation guy is talking to manny and theres a little subutteo player in his hair. it doesnt sound quite so funny when i repeat it here... but it truly was.

    anyway, other contenders?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,483 ✭✭✭Töpher


    Bernard's eating toast: Mmmm... Jam jam jam, jam jam jam jam! Euch!
    \throws toast, which sticks to ceiling.

    Also, in the first episode. walks up to 3 scumbags and says "Which one of you bítches wants to dance?"

    I love it! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,068 ✭✭✭Magic Monkey


    Episode 1 of Series 1, after Bernard gets beaten up by skinheads, asking Manny:

    Bernard: "Can I have a ham sandwich?"
    Manny: "Err, yeah alright then"
    Bernard: "And... and a pickle?" (the look of simple joy on his face was hilarious) :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,107 ✭✭✭TheSonOfBattles


    To many to mention. But a few pop to mind. Manny suffering from the heat syndrome and going insane on the street. Manny getting high on caffeine, and then throwing himself into a chair, looking up in pain, and when asked what was wrong, saying "i sat on myself". Also, in the last episode at the airport, when they're describing Manny being worshipped as a god in one country by its locals, and he turns around and screams "I thought we'd agreed to never speak of Canada again!" Class series, must rewatch it sometime.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,987 ✭✭✭✭zAbbo


    the one where manny gets hired


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,077 ✭✭✭parasite


    from the episode where the shop becomes a book shop/restaurant :

    Bernard "Gourmet food is always presented in little towers....Whats that?"
    Manny "Soup!"
    Bernard "Well make it into a tower..........Manny do you have a tower of soup for me.....Where are the Turrets! it's rubbish!!!" /smashes tower of soup against wall in disgust/

    or
    Manny "Do you think I shuould wash my Beard???"
    Bernard "I think you should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a frisbee and fling it over a rainbow"

    ROFL :)


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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 10,581 Mod ✭✭✭✭Robbo


    Originally posted by parasite
    Manny "Do you think I shuould wash my Beard???"
    Bernard "I think you should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a frisbee and fling it over a rainbow"

    ROFL :)
    When I saw the topic, that was the exact moment I thought of :)

    I have Series 1 on DVD and apparently, Series 2 is coming out soon at the same time Series 3 is being show on telleh.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,107 ✭✭✭TheSonOfBattles


    There was a season 3?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,483 ✭✭✭Töpher


    Was filmed over the summer apparently. Or was meant to anyways.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,083 ✭✭✭✭Stark


    Never even knew there was a 2nd season until I saw the ad on the season 1 dvd. Never saw it on tv.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,181 ✭✭✭✭Jim


    Originally posted by bedlam
    Excellent, I've been waiting for far too long for season 2 to be release on DVD. Seeing as they are releasing a 3rd series I guess I'll have to forgive them. :)

    Season 3??!?. Fantastic stuff :)

    grossly underrated show.

    best bits. manny lookin for food when trapped in shop, finding shoe wrapped in tin foil in the fridge. bernard saying "yes, your a beard with an idiot hanging off".

    or when manny gets high on caffine and chases the mugger down the street for ages. when the mugger turns to face him he just casually runs by.

    :)


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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,563 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    For me it was when Manny was tasting the sand when the guy was returning the book as unread.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 651 ✭✭✭Okie


    Originally posted by Capt'n Midnight
    For me it was when Manny was tasting the sand when the guy was returning the book as unread.

    Yup, definitely! :D Also, when Bernard had a stick shoved down a bottle of wine, froze the lot then took it out, shattered the bottle and continued to enjoy the wine like an ice lolly! :D


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