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Sex laws

  • 22-01-2004 1:16pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,441 ✭✭✭


    In Lebanon,: men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
    animals must be female.
    Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense)

    In Bahrain,: a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but Is
    prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination.
    He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

    Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse.
    This Also applies to undertakers.
    The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)

    In Indonesia : the penalty for masturbation is decapitation. (Wonder which head?)

    In Guam : There are men whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...
    Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
    (Let's just think for a minute. Is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

    In Hong Kong,: a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)

    In Liverpool, England : Topless saleswomen are legal - but only in Tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

    In Cali, Colombia, : a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.(Makes one shudder at the thought)

    In Santa Cruz, Bolivia,: it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

    In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines, with one
    exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in
    places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,483 ✭✭✭Töpher


    Haha! :D Sheer class!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,848 ✭✭✭✭Doctor J


    Originally posted by Manticore
    In Santa Cruz, Bolivia,: it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.


    Now I'm no scientician, but wouldn't a bloke need two penii to do that? :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,070 ✭✭✭hedgetrimmer


    I assume they mean in the same session/ different forms of sex (by legal definition) Dr. J...god bless your innocence, though :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,848 ✭✭✭✭Doctor J


    Next time I'll write ****JOKE**** ???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,309 ✭✭✭Kazu


    very good rofl :D:D:D:D:D:D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,581 ✭✭✭uberwolf


    Originally posted by Doctor J
    penii

    ha ha, he said penii.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,848 ✭✭✭✭Doctor J


    Yes, I thought I might meet with some moderator grief if I said the one that rhymes with 'rocks' ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 693 ✭✭✭The Beer Baron


    One ticket to Guam please....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,726 ✭✭✭quank


    lol, good


    why does everyone but me have an accent ? :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,174 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    need to get money for a plane ticket

    :D:D:D:D:D


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