Women

The_Goose · 22-01-2004 1:12pm #1

WHITE WOMEN:

> First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.

> Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
> Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary
> position.
>
> IRISH WOMEN:
> First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
> Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
> 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>
> ITALIAN WOMEN:
> First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
> Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti &
> meatballs.
> Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a
> 3 carat ring.
> 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the
> thought of
> having sex.
> 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.
>
> JEWISH WOMEN:
> First Date: You get dynamite head.
> Second Date: You get more great head.
> Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head
> again.
>
> CHINESE WOMEN:
> First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing
> happens.
> Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner, Nothing
> happens
> again.
> Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already
> realized nothing is going to happen.
>
> INDIAN WOMEN:
> First date: Meet her parents.
> Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
> Third date: Wedding night.
>
> BLACK WOMEN:
> First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
> Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real
> expensive
> dinner.
> Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
> Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
>
> MEXICAN WOMEN:
> First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on
> Tequila, have
> sex in the back of her car.
> Second Date: She's pregnant.
> Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother, father, his
> girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
> grandma,
> her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's
> boyfriend
> and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the
> rest of
> your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a
> home
> along the Rio Grande.
>
> You gotta love those Irish Women......
>