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Phil Neville

Dr. Dre · 2004-01-22 11:59:56

Phil Neville walks into a sperm donor bank, "I'd like to donate some sperm" he says to the receptionist. "Certainly Sir" replies the receptionist, "have you donated before?". "Yes" replies Neville "you should have my details on your computer". Oh yes, I've found your details" says the receptionist "but I see you're going…

22-01-2004 11:59am

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Dr. Dre

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Phil Neville walks into a sperm donor bank, "I'd like to donate some sperm" he says to the receptionist. "Certainly Sir" replies the receptionist, "have you donated before?". "Yes" replies Neville "you should have my details on your computer". Oh yes, I've found your details" says the receptionist "but I see you're going to need help. Shall I get a lap dancer for you?" Why do I need help?" asks Neville. The receptionist replies "Well,it says on your record that you're a useless w*nker..

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#2 22-01-2004 12:01pm

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harsh! harsh but fair!

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#3 22-01-2004 12:33pm

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ha!

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#4 22-01-2004 12:35pm

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love it

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#5 22-01-2004 4:58pm

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same goes for his brother

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#6 22-01-2004 5:15pm

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:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: ok i guess

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#7 22-01-2004 10:18pm

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