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Gardai

  • 19-01-2004 6:34pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16


    Ye may have seen this one!

    Gardai
    A Galwayman, Dublinman and Kerryman apply to join the Gardai.The Galwayman does his interview which goes fine. The last question he is asked is "Who killed Jesus Christ?" to which he replies Puntious Pilate. "Very good" says the superintendent, "you can start on traffic duty". The Dublinman does his interview which also goes fine and he answers the question about who killed Jesus Christ and is assigned to traffic duty.The Kerryman goes in for his interview which goes fine and he is asked who killed Jesus Christ. "I don't know" he answers. The superintendent tells him to go to the library across the yard and begin checking the bible. On the way he meets the Galwayman and the Dublinman who already have their traffic uniforms on and are taking to the streets. "What are you up to?" the Kerryman asks. They both reply that they are already starting on traffic duty. "Traffic duty, that's boring" says the Kerryman, "I've been assigned to a murder case!!!


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,483 ✭✭✭Töpher


    they never get old really! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,174 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    hah,no they never do get old do they


    :D:D:D:D:D:D


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